Read the Damn Post! AIBU

[HairsprayBabe]

This really gets my goat and I probably need to chill the fuck out but I find it so annoying!

Someone will post an AIBU e.g.
DD (9) has done X,Y & Z, I think she is old enough to know better DH disagrees and she is just a kid still WIBU?

Followed by a flood of posters - How old is DD? What age is your daughter? etc....

Sometimes the answer to the question is in the thread title FGS [facepalm]

Some threads are long, I get that but at least read the blinking OP before responding! AIBU and this is something I shouldn't care about?

I want a diagram...showing the position of goats and the children.

Where is the OP? I'm (unashamedly placemarking) here because I really need to know what happened to the sports car.

This had better not be a reverse by a Goaty Fucker.

This thread is hilarious!

But of course the daffodil is the real victim here

Am I pregnant?

@MoreThanUs, no love, that line means you're perimenopausal, not pregnant.

I think the goat has jealousy issues.

ILikebeans - thanks for my flowers. Am pleased to see no daffodils in bunch!

Something happened on page 7. After that I started fantasizing about goat curry.

But I have only done 423 tests, one every day since TTC, and the last 7 all have very strong lines.

OP you have to become a childminder.

You could start tomorrow.

The child didnt pick the flowers! DGoat ate them, pill looks like a flower? Or possibly a cabbage?

Should I allow my DGoat to drink alcohol yet? Or should I stand firm till DGoat is 18?

Too late [hic]

It's gone half six, I think we should all hit the gin.

Or glue.

Pick your poison and let's party!!

Has the goat defriended you on FB yet?

Stop treating your goat like such a snowflake.

I drank alcohol when I was 12 and no harm came to me apart from the six visits to hospital to have my stomach pumped

Honestly, what is wrong with parents these days?

I never revised for nay exams either, my parents paid no attention and I got 6 A levels and went to Oxbridge.

A little bit of light alcohol - like maybe Jaeger bombs- never harmed anyone.

Chill the fuck out.

Have you chilled the fuck out yet, OP? Because it's going to start smelling soon and , you know, botulism is rife.

I havent chilled my fuck out, I have left it uncovered in the kitchen for 36hrs, have fed it to DD will she die?

I think this food hygine is fine what happend to people in the past!!

Sounds like dh could be hiding something HairsparayBabe. 🙄
Is he colluding with the goat/llama/alpaca?
I'm sure the postman will know.
Your ungendered children might be corrupted by said goat/llama/alpaca if it's into grass..... 🤔

Don't worry OP, your unchilled fuck should be fine if you heat it up in the oven (not the microwave, obvs) and serve it with a lightly toasted goat.

"North Korea? I couldn't give an unchilled fuck" - Donald Trump.

Pyongyang Fuck is much better when kept in the freezer.
No wonder Kim Jong is so mad.

Good idea re the postman Purple: I think the postman will know everything because I always leave my door unlocked so he can put my parcels in there when I nip out to the Maldives.

So I've never been woo, but I think I saw a goat in my bedroom last night.

I think the fuck could be fine if served as room temperature with some leaves and a black pudding crumb - but do watch your portion control. You must never plate it for others , obviously.