Read the Damn Post! AIBU

[HairsprayBabe]

This really gets my goat and I probably need to chill the fuck out but I find it so annoying!

Someone will post an AIBU e.g.
DD (9) has done X,Y & Z, I think she is old enough to know better DH disagrees and she is just a kid still WIBU?

Followed by a flood of posters - How old is DD? What age is your daughter? etc....

Sometimes the answer to the question is in the thread title FGS [facepalm]

Some threads are long, I get that but at least read the blinking OP before responding! AIBU and this is something I shouldn't care about?

And please tell me you do not smoke outside in front of DGoat??

I made this goat cake is it fucked?

Yes in the front garden caz

Oh God, you actually smoke in the front garden??

hijacking beans....the goat didn't hijack anything did it....

When I said smoking, I meant tobacco, OP. your cake makes DGoat look as though he's been on the whacky baccy. WTAF?

WarmestRegards

DGoat has glaucoma said 'erb is for their condition!

Whacky baccy?
Only one possible reaction.
Tough love. Evict DGoat
Life on the streets will teach him/her some respect.
Think of DMil. Think of the alpaca.

Ffs! Not another trans thread

Warmestregards I do know about cakes, and your observation is correct hairsprays cake is indeed truly shit.

Took me ages to find that photo, what ever you do don't google shit goat cakes

Well, OP, that's Goat Weed for you!
You do know you are enabling DGoat, don't you??

OP, time to get your goats in a row and start making plans to leave. Call Goats' Aid on 0800 60475

Opal 6315200000007 trans threads aren't enough though.

OP are you on glue?

I hope you're not intending to charge anyone for your goat-themed cakes - I think you need to practise a lot more before they reach a professional standard. Perhaps just make them for friends while you improve your technique?

Leave OP alone - that expression is so cunt.

*CUTE! CUTE! Damn autocorrect. FFS!

Horrified that this thread has got to 12 pages with no mention of the utter urgency of contacting a goat behaviourist! And a daily goat-walker. Monday to the beach, Tuesday to the park, you get the drift... just never, never off the lead.
Or you could just give up your job, OP, you selfish thing.

Where's User6567898856729082920211666 when you need some commonsense brought to a thread?

warmest did you mean to be so rude??? ...Reported

There are literally 12 pages of the same old usernames obsessing over some poor non binary goats genitals.

What is wrong with you people?

What is wrong with you people, hmm ?

ILikeBeans User's doing that thing that's so important, you know actual parenting stuff!!

Jeez, over invested much?