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Original poster

Read the Damn Post! AIBU

526 replies

HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 12:17

This really gets my goat and I probably need to chill the fuck out but I find it so annoying!

Someone will post an AIBU e.g.
DD (9) has done X,Y & Z, I think she is old enough to know better DH disagrees and she is just a kid still WIBU?

Followed by a flood of posters - How old is DD? What age is your daughter? etc....

Sometimes the answer to the question is in the thread title FGS [facepalm]

Some threads are long, I get that but at least read the blinking OP before responding! AIBU and this is something I shouldn't care about?

OP posts:
WarmestRegards · 27/04/2017 19:38

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ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 19:38

Chilly is that the underground garden bunker that Jung Chang and I have complained to planning about?

The swimming pool was bad enough.

Emmageddon · 27/04/2017 19:40

This thread is just goat-shaming and I have logged it with 101.

Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 19:43

DGoat needs the pool for hydro therapy!

DGoat wears what she likes, unless it is snowing then I insist on a warm coat, what she wears under it is Xer choice though!

OP posts:
ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 19:43

I'm not from the UK but where I come from there are no goats. Only yak.

I think you should milk your goat seven times a day and leave him in the backyard next to the alfalfa patch. Mind the coyotes don't get him.

Chillyegg · 27/04/2017 19:43

Oh FFS Ilikebeanswithketchup the digging of the bunker only made your house partially subside! And it wasnt a swimming pool thats so gauche its a sub aquamarian floating and vertical movement facility. I thought YOUD enjoy the all night disco lights ....you have enough partys ....Hmm snifff

Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 19:45

Yak are not relavent here! I don't even know why you would bring that up.

You don't seem to have thought this through.

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MNHQ
ToniMumsnet · 27/04/2017 19:50

We will be moving this thread to Classics soon.

HairsprayBabesGoat · 27/04/2017 19:53

Unbelievable. You're so embarrassing!

ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 20:00

Well well done for hijacking the thread chilly

Confused
Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 20:02

Oh fuck! Thanks MNHQ Blush

OP posts:
ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 20:05

Halo Star @ Hairspray

Not you Goat

loverlybunchofcoconuts · 27/04/2017 20:05

Goats are not pets they are part of the family!

That's vile (as is anything I don't understand...).

People like you treat baby goats as if they are kids.....
....I'll get my coat....:-D

gladisgood · 27/04/2017 20:06

All this "kidding" around has made me feel hungry. What are we all having for dinner?

ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 20:07

Goat

Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 20:09

We let the goat pick once a week so we had a lump of terf.

OP posts:
SumThucker · 27/04/2017 20:09

Clearly no-one RTFT as this little gem went unchallenged:

"DD is now completely out of the situation I have decided to go NC with her."

Wow, just wow.

I personally RTFT from start to finish each time a new answer is added.

caz323 · 27/04/2017 20:09

Have you tried Zoflora?

ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 20:13

ooh Zoflora is a lovely name for a goat! A vast improvement on Sue.

How many syllables are in your surname OP?

loverlybunchofcoconuts · 27/04/2017 20:14

Why hasn't the OP provided an update for 10 minutes?? Who post a question like that, then not keep us updated, at least every 12 seconds? Its heartless :-(.

Ginslinger · 27/04/2017 20:15

have I got this right? You're going to sue your goat? Your sense of entitlement knows no bounds does it? I feel sorry for your children goats

Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 20:15

5 syllables, but we have considered double barreling for DC and DGoat, that would bring it up to 9...

OP posts:
ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 20:17

how vulgar.

What will happen when they have their own DCs? Have you even thought about that?

caz323 · 27/04/2017 20:17

So now you mention you have DC - you are back pedalling now, OP.

MeadowDream · 27/04/2017 20:18

You had a bad day and a natural reaction to it, it sounds like you could have PND

and have an unhealthy obsession with goats

Grin