Read the Damn Post! AIBU

[HairsprayBabe]

This really gets my goat and I probably need to chill the fuck out but I find it so annoying!

Someone will post an AIBU e.g.
DD (9) has done X,Y & Z, I think she is old enough to know better DH disagrees and she is just a kid still WIBU?

Followed by a flood of posters - How old is DD? What age is your daughter? etc....

Sometimes the answer to the question is in the thread title FGS [facepalm]

Some threads are long, I get that but at least read the blinking OP before responding! AIBU and this is something I shouldn't care about?

Chilly is that the underground garden bunker that Jung Chang and I have complained to planning about?

The swimming pool was bad enough.

This thread is just goat-shaming and I have logged it with 101.

DGoat needs the pool for hydro therapy!

DGoat wears what she likes, unless it is snowing then I insist on a warm coat, what she wears under it is Xer choice though!

I'm not from the UK but where I come from there are no goats. Only yak.

I think you should milk your goat seven times a day and leave him in the backyard next to the alfalfa patch. Mind the coyotes don't get him.

Oh FFS Ilikebeanswithketchup the digging of the bunker only made your house partially subside! And it wasnt a swimming pool thats so gauche its a sub aquamarian floating and vertical movement facility. I thought YOUD enjoy the all night disco lights ....you have enough partys .... snifff

Yak are not relavent here! I don't even know why you would bring that up.

You don't seem to have thought this through.

We will be moving this thread to Classics soon.

Unbelievable. You're so embarrassing!

Well well done for hijacking the thread chilly

Oh fuck! Thanks MNHQ

@ Hairspray

Not you Goat

Goats are not pets they are part of the family!

That's vile (as is anything I don't understand...).

People like you treat baby goats as if they are kids.....
....I'll get my coat....:-D

All this "kidding" around has made me feel hungry. What are we all having for dinner?

Goat

We let the goat pick once a week so we had a lump of terf.

Clearly no-one RTFT as this little gem went unchallenged:

"DD is now completely out of the situation I have decided to go NC with her."

Wow, just wow.

I personally RTFT from start to finish each time a new answer is added.

Have you tried Zoflora?

ooh Zoflora is a lovely name for a goat! A vast improvement on Sue.

How many syllables are in your surname OP?

Why hasn't the OP provided an update for 10 minutes?? Who post a question like that, then not keep us updated, at least every 12 seconds? Its heartless :-(.

have I got this right? You're going to sue your goat? Your sense of entitlement knows no bounds does it? I feel sorry for your children goats

5 syllables, but we have considered double barreling for DC and DGoat, that would bring it up to 9...

how vulgar.

What will happen when they have their own DCs? Have you even thought about that?

So now you mention you have DC - you are back pedalling now, OP.

You had a bad day and a natural reaction to it, it sounds like you could have PND

and have an unhealthy obsession with goats