Read the Damn Post! AIBU

[HairsprayBabe]

This really gets my goat and I probably need to chill the fuck out but I find it so annoying!

Someone will post an AIBU e.g.
DD (9) has done X,Y & Z, I think she is old enough to know better DH disagrees and she is just a kid still WIBU?

Followed by a flood of posters - How old is DD? What age is your daughter? etc....

Sometimes the answer to the question is in the thread title FGS [facepalm]

Some threads are long, I get that but at least read the blinking OP before responding! AIBU and this is something I shouldn't care about?

teatowel don't talk to beans *, it's quite obvious he's an MRA

Very true towel - I imagine she is still recovering from running the London Marathon whilst tossing a pancake blindfolded. Otherwise, I am sure she would be here.

I am choosing to ignore your unpleasant comments.

Suppose you allow DG to climb up the slide too?

Haven't RTFT as time is far too precious to bother with scanning key details before commenting. But I'm stunned that you haven't yet supplied a parking diagram of the goat. It must surely block neighbours in sometimes while munching front lawns. If not then please see to it that goat does something to mildly inconvenience someone asap so that they can post angry retort.

Hang on a minute, a quick Google earth search has exposed the goat as having a.......white uvpc door

I, for one, will not be engaging any further

You should be ashamed to joke about a goat that could provide sustenance to a family of five for ten years. Making such frivolous use of your goat is just not on, really. You should count yourselves lucky to have such first world problems, and never complain about anything again, ever.

You are all being rediculous - this is clearly a reverse and OP is typing with a cloven hoof

Omg yes OP, I bloody hate it when people don't read the OP. It's fucking annoying. They should be permanently banned, the rude bastards.

The only, the only thing more annoying than that is when people reply to the first post without considering that in eleventy billion pages the thread might have moved on since then.

You lot are being ridiculous - op hasn't even said she's got DC's. I expect she's out in her front garden right now enjoying a spliff with Dgoat before bed. The poor thing's got glaucoma, fgs! Hate people who don't RTFT!! And I maintain it's DH's fault and he needs help. And she should LTB!

Sounds more like OCD to me do you clean up after him all the time? Does your dh help out with the kids? . Maybe if you got your dh to do some of the cleaning and took some horny goat weed you might get more in the mood

teatowel don't talk to beans , it's quite obvious he's an MRA
Are you quite sure?

Why are you even posting OP? Didn't you know that all goat related questions were covered in a thread in 1964 and if you just did a search you would have found it. Stop wasting everyone's time asking questions.

What is with new posters these days. None of them devotedly read all previous threads in case their questions have been answered. Slackers

Very surprised you didn't pick it up from his username to be honest

Sagely

That's right , all gang up on me. I've never come across such a nest of vipers.

misses the point of thread entirely

I call reverse.

And another thing if you truly cares about your goatchild then I cannot understand why you be sharing details of your home address and white door on the internet of all places????
I mean ffs sake nowhere is more littered with trolls

Well, this has escalated.

Why is no one commenting on 'D'H? He is clearly having an EA with the goat.

Wtaf beans stop mansplaining

don't know why

Place marking

Your sister is perfectly correct to insist on a goat-free wedding - other people don't want their fun ruined by your goat charging around demanding attention all the time.

People who have goats always assume the world revolves around their goat, and everyone else has to fit in with what their goat wants.

Of course it's your goat and you think it's cute and lovely, but wake up and smell the coffee - no one else gives a shit about it.

OP is being very cagey when specifically asked about her exact laundry routine. I suspect her goat has an intersex condition due to swallowing so many plastic pegs, which has led to OP ignorantly dismissing it as transgender. This will need a lifetime of counselling.

Have you no shame, OP? Do you even realise that leaving things pegged on the line overnight means they are darked on? Where will this sorry saga end?

But have you vaxxed the goat?

You need to phone a solicitor specialising in goats and get half an hour's free advice.