Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

[JollyBobs]

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

Brilliant

JollyBobs, next time make a hedgehog, not a beaver ! 😂🍷

DH just told me it looked shit.

Anyone for a hedgehog covered husband?

Aw it's not shit! It's way better than what I could do. If he's such a master chef he can bake one and put it on here for us to judge!

If it's a practise run then definitely do the red food colouring for the sponge with runny raspberry jam - just don't warn your husband before he slices it up

I think it's lovely

BAHAGAHAHAAAAAAAAA 😂

I've read this thread 3 times. It's still making me cry with laughter. Especially the final pic where you've beheaded him. Poor little hoglington.
Your DH just has no taste.
Don't give him teeth they are truly terrifying.

Oh my goodness, I wish I'd never opened this thread with its pics. I have a cough and I am giggling so much I can't stop coughing.

Thank you so much for the giggles. Can't wait to see the final version!

Such a good thread.😂⭐️

Toasted flaked almonds would work for spines if everyone can eat them.

Oh feel the MN love!

Did it taste good though? That is the most important thing!

I can't eat it, I have gallstones and one bite would probably finish me off

Oh Jolly I opened your thread in a packed staff room full of silent medical bods eating. Clocked your picture. Read the phrase Sort of a bit crystal methhog. And had to put my sandwich and phone away and walk out cackling off in to the distance like some mad person because I couldn't contain my laughter. Got funny looks for the rest of the shift. BUT it was bloody worth it.

It is simply the eyes that are making it look surprised. Apart from that I love it. DH is wrong.

I just wanted to say thank you for this thread. I'm stuck at home with morning sickness that hasn't got the memo that it was supposed to go after 12 weeks and this thread has made me smile and laugh for the first time today! 😄 Best of luck with the 'final' cake OP! Xx

Have you thought about applying for the new series of Great British Bake Off? You've smashed shit splattered angry beaver cake.

😂😂😂 My ribs are aching !

@Fl0ellafunbags do you think I'd get the Hollywood double handshake? Or do you think Mary berry would break her normally composed self and declare 'what in the name of all things holy is that fucking piece of shit?'

I'm so glad that this thread is providing much needed giggles. My next thread will be titled 'which class A drug is my hog currently smashed off its tits on?'

I fear if I tell you the truth the hog will haunt me in my sleep

@Tweedledee3Tweedledum he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake

I immediately thought of that pink false-toothed monstrosity when I saw the title - yours is pretty good I thought!

I'd move his eyes down and add a dot to the middle for the next go.

I want to make one now.

hahaa that's brilliant.
I mean it is kind of shit but in a very good way!

Poor Sir Hoglington. I think visit to the local hedgehog hospital is in order, although I'm pretty sure they would just put him out of his misery. It's the kindest thing to do.