Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

[JollyBobs]

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

Also your son is 1 he won't care, and all the grown ups will think it's wonderful!

It's ace! It doesn't have to be perfect and I'm sure your DS will love it

Jolly: My next thread will be titled 'which class A drug is my hog currently smashed off its tits on?'

I am holding you to that, OP. I NEED some stoned crack-hogs in my near-future.

I can not take this to work tomorrow. People will think I'm having a nervous break down or something.

It's a womble, tell the guests you've gone retro.

Flake or buttons will sort it out.

Compared to any cake I have ever produced yours is brilliant. Share my cake disasters - easy - all of them.

Oh this thread has brought such joy to my life. Thank you a million times. I've actually laughed out loud more than once.

My DDs are furtling round my feet doing their best hedgehog impressions, and my snorts at this thread sounded extremely hog like! Excellent work OP, can't wait to see the finished article

I'd been avoiding this thread because I thought it was about a real hedgepig, as PP said - cannot believe I'd been missing out on these beauties OP 's hog is one beauteous beast, meth habit aside!

I got to 'have to stop him looking like he's singing smack my bitch up' and couldn't contain it anymore - cue a coach full of Swiss postgraduates staring at the English woman crying with laughter

I think I've just found your hedgehogs long lost buddy OP - I was googling bad taxidermy and came across this : [[http://www.adelemorsetaxidermy.co.uk/bad-santa-hedgehog.html Bad Santa hedgehog)

oops link fail

He's lovely, more wombat than hedgehog but who cares, you made the effort

It's a MN inspired hedgehog hysteria! I couldn't concentrate at work today, all I could think of is what I'm
Using for the eyes. For crying out loud it's a 1 year olds birthday cake...

According to Google Image Search, the making-non-creepy-eyeballs-out-of-food conundrum had plagued our species for some time, e.g. s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d8/52/2b/d8522bed77a3b6704efcac7455bdca62.jpg

dd and I have been clutching each other in hysterics on this thread.

@ForTheSakeOfFuck that is the most horrendous thing I've seen this week. Mind you it's only Monday so there's still time.

ForTheSakeOfFuck how the fuck did you get my passport photo! 😱😱😱😱

Oh and I have that plate...

Friday? We've got to wait 'till fucking Friday for an update? No wonder people don't RTFT round these parts

Your hoggie is a possum

www.nwf.org/~/media/Content/NWM/Animals/Mammals/opossum-mom-babies-Stan-Tekiela-570x375.ashx

cdn001.cakecentral.com/gallery/2015/02/900_702412CMGq_possum-grooms-cake.jpg See the resemblance?

If you are really stuck for eyes I saw these in the supermarket yesterday groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Baked-With-Love-Edible-Eyes-Sugar-Decorations/363244011?from=shop&tags=%7C105651%7C102705%7C104794%7C155023&parentContainer=%7C102705%7C104794%7C155023

I think it looks more like a beaver, does your ds like beavers? Add some buck teeth, you'll be sorted.

Dark choc chips for the eyes

(As you'll only need 2 you'll have to eat the rest yourself. Shame)

Measure the distance between the eyes and the nose. Find halfway, move the eyes closer than that. Hedgehogs have tiny eyes not far above their noses, not somewhere over their shoulders.