Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

[JollyBobs]

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

Maybe you could put a few lines of icing sugar in front of it

I just woke dd up laughing snorting like a pig at that! Totally worth it.

I am going to dye some desiccated coconut for the, ahem, grass. I'm not helping myself am I?

It looks like someone,s just disproved Nanny Ogg's Hedgehog song...

Rusty.

Hilarious.

You totally nailed it OP.

If you were aiming for a nutty post-stomach bug shit, that is.

More ideas to help contextualise hog's vacant stare, OP.

Or how to outdo yourself for the second birthday.

Nc

Agree, change the eyes. That might help. I think you've tried to make it look too realistic, if that makes sense. It reminds me of my childhood gerbil a bit.

The eyebrows make it look rather earnest.

I completely forgot about these till then.

Perhaps a few Colin caterpillars from M&S crawling up bum could explain his expression?

Ok so I have to admit this cake was just a practice (dear god I'm glad I did a practice). The real one will be produced on Friday.

Let's all take a moment of silence to pray for jollybobs cake and hope the next one looks better...

We need to see the Mark II version, Jolly.

Praying silently.

Seconded. I would like - nay, I need to see marque II.

No pressure OP.

I love this thread! I think I just pulled something laughing though

I will of course reveal the final hedgehog, sir hoglington the herion hog.

In the mean time, anyone want any cake? I can not take this to work tomorrow. People will think I'm having a nervous break down or something. Perhaps shouldn't have cut its poor face off though.

I think it looks more like a wild boar

Made me roar!

A very startled hog.

Haven't read all responses but can you get some black eyes?

Brilliant thread.

To be honest I'm at the point of caring so little I might use pickled onions. Thug life.

You could use pimento stuffed olives Jolly and give your roid hog a proper evil stare!

Oh heavens op, sorry, the final photo with his head cut off is seriously making me giggle

Nice beaver!

....oh, sorry, you say it's a hedgehog?

I think definitely do eyebrows on the next cake, they make him look rather distinguished.

You must come back sith the real one

wedding thanks so much I've cried laughing!!