Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

Settle your debts UncleMortificado?

You have got to be joking? I have had my life destroyed by you for a paltry 9 days on the throne. 9 goddamn days! And now you have turned turtle/Catholic/pro-Guilford I can't work out what is going on.

I do know you are a bad man who has done me a bad turn - so I'm not settling your debts and hope ExecutionerMortificado gets to you soon. I'm getting the chop because of you so why should you get off scott free? Huh? Huh?

Getting perilously close to 1,000 messages on this thread.

In only 90 days it will be gone and us with it. The glorious Queendom of Mortificado will pass into legend . . . people hearing about us will think that we were purely mythological . . .or great civilisation will lie in ruins . . . and all tat will be left will be an ex-Pope devouring Toblerone in Zurich, and a Professorial Dragon littering the American airways with bits of half-eaten eagle.

A sad end to the illustrious name of Montificado.

(Of course, all the Princess's cross-species children will be puzzling archeologists, anthropologists and zoologists for millennia yet.)

This is on site stuff, does stuff here go poof after 30 days too?

The piles thread can be part 2 :)

A recitation, if you will, at this poignant time:

"I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."

I'm sure this speaks to you as it does to me.

And to all citizens of this fair and glorious realm, I pledge to you this truth: that we will rise again in a new and glorious state.

To those who lived through these glorious days - never forget. Never surrender.

I thought everything disappeared after 90 days - unless it achieves Classics Status.

Thank you for those Touching Words PrimeMinister.

If this thread is going iambic pentameter, that's a whole other issue.

if this thread is going iambic pentameter, that's a whole other issue.

It's not. Not under my reign!

I don't believe our Queen and her queenly queendom are going down without a fight. How does one achieve such a status? PrimeMinister I'm looking at you.

Following on from the PrimeMinister's reading, the QueenJaneMortificado will now read as follows:

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message The Thread Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

It was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought the thread would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and steel yourself with bravado
For never again shall we hear the name Mortificado.

I believe Site Stuff stands in perpetuity, so that anyone henceforth wonders what to do if they think someone has nicked their username usurped their throne then they can consult this Historic Document.

PMdragon (oh ... how weird, suddenly notsoproud) - how about next reform being disestablishment?

LadyJane

But dad ... I only did it for you. Because you believed in me all these years, and stood by me.

Thank you Dragon

I confess I am not terribly au fait with the forum protocol.

But is has simulated some wonderful and totally original and not at all plagiarised poetry by the MontificadoCitizenry.

For the love of me, are you lot still bickering?

Classics votes are required by reporting and nominating by holy decree.

2nd thread vote for 'Game of Mortificado Thrones'

And for fucks sake with the real Queen please stand up and can someone please draw me a fucking mortificado family tree.

And think of the children

Now, where are my dragons, the ungrateful little shits not calling mummy ....

And is sister passed? She hasn't rattled my gate so presume she has gone downwards?

I think I'm 3rd in line surely?

But is has simulated some wonderful and totally original and not at all plagiarised poetry

which for legal reasons we acknowledge were by Percy Shelley (PrimeMinister's reading) and a parody of WH Auden (Queen Jane's reading)

Good night sweet Thread. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

(Acknowledgment: After William Mortificado Shakespeare)

If the last post of the thread is mine, do I stay frozen on the throne for all perpetuity?

The last post shall be mine!

Thank you all for such a fun thread and so much name changing fun. Here's to the Mortificado family

Resigning was the honourable thing to do (still #soproud)