Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

Oh dear, the Emperor is not well endowed if an Avocado leave gives any sort of coverage .

Eh. We've all seen everything for days anyway Emperor.

Here, have some roasted mermaid.

That was friend!!! I hate you!

It's not my fault there's only avocados around here and stop staring! We're still related you know 'This isn't game of thrones'

You're all the worst, I am THIS close to a flounce!

Now now. Hate makes you bitter, and that'll spoil your flavour. Here centaur centaur!

Sell it to mortifocado. Let's face it we need the munnies.

Is anyone around to think of the children?

Thought we'd eaten the bloody children?

We're not quite dead!

We're getting better!

Eughghhh

Think of the ghost children

Your food seems to get everywhere, Princess - I wish I could avoid it!

It's like a pile up on the M1Montificado - nobody wants to look but they are forced to see it anyway!

*foof, not food, but seeing as you seem to eat everything you give birth to, perhaps it works either way

Nc'd for this to avoid a flaming

All I could find was step mum's dresses

QueenMortifauxcado

Ooooooh - nice username!

Why thank you. I am known for my Very Original Usernames

But are you a member of the Church of Mortificado QueenMortifauxcado that is the question?

From where I'm standing looks very doubtful.

How did that, cough, one unsuccessful term at college go for you again prince?

PrinceMortificado

I only went there for the connections as you know, DrDragon. Mummy was hoping I'd find a wife there.

OMG! Don't tell me I've changed University, College and my course for no reason at all

I NEVER WANTED TO STUDY HISTORY OF (MORFIC)ART

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Are you doubting your queen, your popelyness?!

Actually, before I commit to this, what are you selling?

Mummy, I met a girl. She's called Kate MiddleClassificado.

Mummy, I met a girl. She's called Kate MiddleClassificado.

Nooooooooooo. Middletificado. MIDDLETIFICADO. MIDDLETIFICADO

I am distantly related to the Mortificados. No MiddleClass here. No. None at all.

Ewwww she doesn't even have a title.

Oh are you talking to me?

She sounds rather common. Though maybe the peasants will relate to her, yes, that'll do, let's get you married!

Ewwww she doesn't even have a title.

Well I'd rather not have a title than have sex with animals/dragons/centaurs/horses/fishes or whatever, give birth to mutants and then eat them like some titled people round here.

Though maybe the peasants will relate to her, yes, that'll do, let's get you married!