Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

I'm sorry, I don't speak peasant.

Here's hoping your sister's arse doesn't upstage you at your own wedding

Works for me, Kate Middleclassificado. You'll be Princess Prince Mortificado, can't have your own title. We make an heir and a spare and then we each do as we please again?

Oh no! You can't have your own title! That's so sad

Now now children, we have a wedding to plan! Where did that pope get to, he can wed people, yes?

Prince, don't be silly! She's not even our real mum!

Shh Princess don't know what you're talking about, I am of course the Queen and this is not at all a clever ploy to get the Prince to marry his own cousin, nope, not at all

Why don't you go round up some guests.

.... screw over my brother .... or stay the only Princess in the realm?

Ugh, it's like 1995 all over again.

What? Our baby sister fell down that ravine! And Prince was the last one to see her anyway.

She'll have to curtsy to you, Princess. Until she's queen consort.

This thread is brilliantly, hilariously bonkers! I remember when mn had more daft threads like this. Good stuff

I'm sorry, I don't speak peasant.

Here's hoping your sister's arse doesn't upstage you at your own wedding

• , I wish I could be so fabulously bitchy!

I'm sure the Princess will teach you a thing or two. Keep an eye on her will you? If those legs don't stay closed during this wedding we'll be overrun with illegitimate offspring in no time.

Princess, how many, ahem, gentlemen friends are you bringing?

Anyway, Kate can organise.

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You'll be Princess Prince Mortificado, can't have your own title. We make an heir and a spare and then we each do as we please again?

That sounds perfect PrinceMortificado all my dreams and hopes and those of my mother's CaroleMiddletificado have come true.

I will forthwith set about organising the wedding; although given that LadyJaneMortificado is still on the throne - does this class as a Royal wedding?

Oh dear! No it doesn't. What a shame.

Want to come for a walk by the ravine? It's beautiful this time of year.

(I've reserved rows 1-9 Prince. I know that's a little conservative but I mean, I don't want them all turning up at once, can you imagine? Hope they're not expecting to see the kids, eek)

I'm sorry, I don't speak peasant.
Here's hoping your sister's arse doesn't upstage you at your own wedding

Bitch all you want PrincessMortificado.

You will soon be lower ranking than me when PrinceMortificado ascends the throne and I have born the future king.

You will be green with envy when I attain the status of Official Clothes Horse of Glamour to the People and am worshipped as the New Queen of Hearts.

Whereas you will be laughed at for being ugly and coming to my wedding with a hat that looks like a bagel that has mated with a creature from Dr Who. And a procreator with mythical beasts.

Yes QueenMortifauxcado I can wed people. Only people who are avowed members of the Church of Mortificado though mind.

I'm not marrying that 2kids for love or money; she's fully excommunicatifified.

But are you a member of the Church of Mortificado QueenMortifauxcado that is the question?
QueenMortifauxcado
Take no notice of PopeMortificado, as I am was the REAL PopeMortificado, excommunicator of other Popes etc and the Instigator of the GreatMortificadoSchism (though I stepped down and went into exile in Switzerland with my dragon, Flappy, and all of my Munnies and garden furniture).

Anyhooooooooo! Whatever that non-Pope wants, I want the opposite just on principle, so I support you wholeheartedly whatever you are going/intend to do/did once upon a time. For a small fee.

Yep, it's royal. Day off for the peasants.

.... screw over my brother ....

Well if you don't he'll be the only one you haven't screwed in one way or another . . .

, I wish I could be so fabulously bitchy!

Practise, darling - practise . . .

Do keep up, Kate.

LadyJane is AWOL and she's FOR IT if she ever comes back

I am co-reigning with your MIL-to-be, following divine intervention.

Ooh, Executioner, good. Time for you to pay back the debt of murdering me. "Remove" Kate, would you? There's a dear.

QueenMortifauxcado - take no notice of that falsePope.

Yes - I am now known as 2kids, mild-mannered dragon-owner, connoisseur of fine garden furniture, lover of Toblerone and multi-billionaire, but that is my alter ego, incognito name. I was (

And I wouldn't marry PopeMortificado if he/she/itwas the last false pope on earth. . . .

psst! All mythical creatures and corgis, listen up! While visiting ProfDragon at Oxford (#soproud!) I came across this amazing alternative to monarchy. Its called 'democracy' - one person, one vote, with the exception of royalty, criminals and the certifiably insane(so thats most of the humans round here on at least two counts apiece). So, assuming that no-one is going to be speciesist, that would leave us ...what do you say? It can't possibly be worse than the current administration. Shall we have a bloodless revolution while they're all occupied with the wedding?