Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

[YvaineStormhold]

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

My ears are, no shit, TINGLING.

Oh, this is gold....the ear puns are killing me!

👂 👂 👂 👂 👂

I didn't believe double EARGASMs existed before now..

Yea, snowstorm, shite....Wow

I'm all ears!

Yetanotherhelenmumsnet please ban the OP AFTER she has shown the pics. If there are no pics I feel a lifetime ban is in order!! I feel my ears are moist

Multiple eargasms

Lolololol @ "we can ban you if you don't type faster"

You hussy OP waxing lyrical about your earscapades... One can only dream of such "coch"lear delights 😉

surely he needed to go in one more time?

"I'm feeling so attractive right now," I breathed, blushing slightly.

"Well, better out than in," he said, and we both laughed.

There was an awkward moment, before I asked the question that I think we both wanted the answer to.

"How often do I need to come back? Do you think I'm particularly...prone?"

Ffs photos, I need photos!

I think you're earmarked for great things OP 😋

He bit his lip before answering.

"Well, don't leave it another twenty years," he said. I think we both knew I wouldn't.

"Your passages are small. Come back...once a year? If you don't need doing, I'll just send you away."

If I don't need doing?

Yeah. Right.

Omg you lot! And Helen too!

Have had to try not to wake the baby laughing, especially at 'we can ban you if you don't type faster' . This has to go in classics.

No photos.

Sorry.

You'll just have to use your imaginations.

Think...canal water, brown flakes, and black bits floating about.

A black hairy bookie's pencil doing jazz hands.

I'll try to get photos next time

Ha ha, brilliant!

I need this in my life-was it at the GP or did you have to pay?!

Brief encounter.

Oh my goodness.

I have a poor quality spot on my neck that I have MSed in order to tempt it to poke its head out and this is putting me to shame!

What a wonderful job he has- is he a private technician? I imagine he has great EARning potential

A vestibular tryst... Thank you, OP. I am experiencing a deep peace now. Good night.

How does everything sound now?

Please PM me the name of this man. I'm quite prone and think I need doing once a year!