Fight Club and other films which should be remade MN style.

[MardyBra]

I know there's an official MN filmy type thread going.

But in the meantime, which films do we think MNHQ should remake.

Maybe:

Fanjostastic Mr Fox. Mr fox faces gender reassignment
Fight club. Basically Aibu
Jurassic Parking where dinos slog it out for P&T spaces
The Hun Games where we troll the Netmums boards
Mooncupstruck. Novice struggles with new sanitary protection

Silence of the Naice hams. Washed down with a little chianti.

50 shades of Greggs.

Maybe Baby - lots of POAS action

Get Gone Girl - LTB

And after that: Gin Girl!

Sorry safari keeps crashing on MN. Hopefully back later.

Co-sleeping in Seattle who said romance is dead?!

Marking place whilst I think of something...

Honey! I blew up the chicken (to feed a family of 5 for 6 weeks).

The sound of music from next door

Mr Popper's penguin bollards

Home alone AIBU where the mum debates leaving Kevin behind on purpose

brother pombear when an inuit hunter needlessly kills a dinner party he is magically changed into a

the hills have eyes(am being unreasonable) starring the lakeland bogeyman

I appear to be playing with myself not for the first time

Last one before I go off to make beans on toast, exotic eh?

No kids Wedding crashers bridezilla loves my special snowflake edition
For a few dollars more sibling party invite dilemma
Pooapocalypse now exploding nappies which make the smell of napalm appetising
Vomageddon Bruce willis and Ben Affleck do the catching of the sick in the hand. For two hours.

Apoocalypse? I was going to use poonami but decided even my bad taste has boundaries

bottle rocket (up the arse) the ebf vs bottle debate takes a turn for the worse [there is no ninja/i am hiding now emoticon]

Bridezilla the world's most famous monster is pitted against malevolent guests, who bolstered by mumsnetty glue citing evidence, threaten her very existence.

The Cocklodger two MN detectives hunt for a Jack the Kipper (crime: sleeps all the time contributing sod all) copycat.

Look who's stalking Facebook accused of being behind You might know this person ...a whole mumsnet cringes at having looked at an ex. Or two.

A River of Sweet corn Runs Through It

A cockpieceofwork Orange a classic remade 'starring'....name redacted for legal reasons. But he's a wee bit borange.

Monster-in-law oh hang on....

Natural born sleepkillers babies not sleeping through which escalates to attachment parenting row

The Cat In The Next Door Neighbour's Hat no, no, he's not yours, just because you are A Feeder.

Natural born threadkillers A film about caesarians is interrupted half way through by women who didn't need pain relief. Ever. Coming soon to a cinema near....owwww!

Raging bullshit Most of the threads on MN.