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Fight Club and other films which should be remade MN style.

106 replies

MardyBra · 16/04/2015 15:09

I know there's an official MN filmy type thread going.

But in the meantime, which films do we think MNHQ should remake.

Maybe:

Fanjostastic Mr Fox. Mr fox faces gender reassignment
Fight club. Basically Aibu
Jurassic Parking where dinos slog it out for P&T spaces
The Hun Games where we troll the Netmums boards
Mooncupstruck. Novice struggles with new sanitary protection

OP posts:
SewingAndCakes · 16/04/2015 17:31

Trollhunter (who then gets banned)

OTheHugeManatee · 16/04/2015 17:51

I Don't Know How She Does It - SAHMs make passive aggressive digs at WOHMs.

loveareadingthanks · 16/04/2015 18:05

Amelie parents-to-be agonise over name trends
The Godfather - family politics destroy a Christening
12 Angry Men woman finally finds happiness after a string of abusive relationships
Some Like it Hot couple argue over dinner
V for Vendetta neighbors are a nightmare!

TalcAndTurnips · 16/04/2015 18:05

Oh Mardy I could kiss you Shock

TalcAndTurnips · 16/04/2015 18:10

*Bra Wars (Episode MMXC)

The Usual Suspects (with or without side bollocks)

12 Years a SAHM

Goad Trip

Fanjo and Alexander

Leaving the Bastard in Las Vegas

Blade Line Runner

loveareadingthanks · 16/04/2015 18:14

Under MILs wood

TalcAndTurnips · 16/04/2015 18:17

Chaos Truly Rains Man

Journey to the Center Parks of the Earth - for a bit of back door action, apparently

Dial MN for Murder - and light chat and parenting tips

TalcAndTurnips · 16/04/2015 18:27

Pirate Noises During Sex in the Caribbean

Guardians of the Galaxy - touch it and I'll fucking kill you

Harry Potter and the Deathly Farrow & Ball

The Chocolate Philadelphia Story

All the President's MN

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bat

TalcAndTurnips · 16/04/2015 18:30

Red Dragon Butter

Ew.

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 16/04/2015 18:34

Life of Brian from Hull

I like Raging Bullshit and Under MILs Wood.

TalcAndTurnips · 16/04/2015 18:38

Empire of the Hun - you know, the other place [wunk]

Lemon Drizzle Layer Cake

What's Eating Gilbert Grape Before Reaching The Checkout

La Vie en Waitrose

Lidl Women

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 16/04/2015 18:38

Scarfs-ace

TalcAndTurnips · 16/04/2015 18:39

Tondelay - Life of Brian from Hull is inspired genius Grin

StupidBloodyKindle · 16/04/2015 18:40

Schindler's shopping list. Grin

Eternally grateful for this thread. When we have exhausted all the options maybe it can get moved to films or it will disappear poof like kaiser sose. And the films topic they are flogging a lot, like they need the traffic or somethingWink

TalcAndTurnips · 16/04/2015 18:41

No Cuntry for MOLDIE Women

TalcAndTurnips · 16/04/2015 18:47

Loo Brush with Danger - it's in the dishwasher

Bumsex and the City

Gabby Loggon With the Wind

TalcAndTurnips · 16/04/2015 18:53

Mumsnet Local Hero

Life of PIL

Judgey Pants Dredd - he's got 'em hoiked

Pearl-Clutching Harbor

Cat's Bum Mouth on a Hot Tin Foof

StupidBloodyKindle · 16/04/2015 19:03

Fruit Shoot 'em up!

StupidBloodyKindle · 16/04/2015 19:25

Lost toy story

StupidBloodyKindle · 16/04/2015 19:27

vipers on a plane Wink

Andrewofgg · 16/04/2015 19:29

Rosemary's Baby and should I ring 101?

MrsWembley · 16/04/2015 19:37

Marking placeGrinGrinGrin

MrsWembley · 16/04/2015 19:38

Or should that be Trading Marked Places...

TalcAndTurnips · 16/04/2015 19:53

Eat Shit Derek Pray Love

The TiggyD Movie

Dude, Where's My MardyBra?

PagWatchmen

There's Something About Maryz

SparklingBrook Cyanide

HullyGulliver's Travels

The Hunger Games: Mocking Mrsjayy - don't you dare

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 16/04/2015 21:45

Thanks Talc. The sequel is obviously Yoni Live Twice