Fight Club and other films which should be remade MN style.

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I know there's an official MN filmy type thread going.

But in the meantime, which films do we think MNHQ should remake.

Maybe:

Fanjostastic Mr Fox. Mr fox faces gender reassignment
Fight club. Basically Aibu
Jurassic Parking where dinos slog it out for P&T spaces
The Hun Games where we troll the Netmums boards
Mooncupstruck. Novice struggles with new sanitary protection

Wend(y) in the Willows?

The Cunt of monte cristo

Forest Hump

A film about a holiday in Centre Parcs for one husband and wife.

BESH Exotic Marigold Hotel - A swarm of thirtysomethings rabidly TTC in an Indian B&B

And of course where you see all these films: at the Cannes Fuck You Festival (in a field with no horses).

Oh, and. Have we had Das Mum Boot ?

Talc did that one and pirate sex noises a wee while back. Great minds and all that.
From the 'how to make a home made vibrator from an electric toothbrush' thread...

Last Fanjo in plaquish
Fiddler on the tooth
Clitty clitty bang bang
Boils in the hood

Downunderdolly and Iklboo, take a bow! (dolly did the first two, Iklboo the last two)

And inspired by another username the ouch lego movie

Am asking for this to get moved to films or classics so it doesn't vanish....

Oh, and Manatee (great name btw, I saw one last week) Sporn on the fourth of July is inspired Sporn free could be the burst result?

Is anyone ever going to tell me what Wolef means?! (Only been here 7 years without knowing)

The witches of Eastwick
A fish bitch called Wanda Wendy
Finding Nemo/Dory Stop losing your sodding toy!
The (Wan)King's Speech Colin Firth follows the Script
Glitter Mariah Carey 'makes an effort down there'

The postman always never rings twice parcel left at neighbours/in a bin/signed for by the cat
My name is Nobdie Sergio Leone's favourite quiche
To catch a thief I think my cleaner's nicking my jewellery/kids' pocket money/the cat
The cutted -up Pear Tree
My big fat Geek wedding is a big bang theory theme okay?
My stepdaughter is an Alien
The cabbage patch Cumberbatch kids movie The BCAS await a birth more exciting than Will and Kate's
The Batch Joanie becomes a Benedict fan
The Swagger Inn of the Sixth Happiness If that happiness involves musketeers (or Dr Who )
The Nightmare Before Xmas just hide the topic

Morning!
We've moved this thread over to Classics now.

Jeepers Crepeys

The Horse(less) Whisperer

Friday Night Bumsex The 13th (you don't want to see the previous 12 )

Tomorrow Never Googles Dragon Butter

The Parent & Child Parking Trap

it's a bugaboo's life

"Is anyone ever going to tell me what Wolef means?!"

I think it started when people were posting about those wolf fleeces which became popular a few years ago, someone made a typo spelling it wolef - which then became a whole new quiche!

Thanks fru, cannot find an original in classics but have read other threads, complete with photos and did watch James and Saira again on the Tube of You.

For your consideration

Laundry Basket Case a horror of a washing mountain is ruining my flylady/kondo/zen/feng shui/sanity....

The school pick-up artist fellow mum is conning me into free child care

To Fings Woo, thanks for spooky threads The 'Woo' ting MN clan investigate all things paranormal.

Educating Footner a young woman sheds her skin and bares her sole

The PolDark (K)night MN go bats over Aidan Turner

Kindle, I'm not sure that the original Wolef thread made it into Classics.

Or rather, it was a thread that might have been in Chat and disappeared, but the Wolef theme was taken up and subsequently turned into a quiche!

Forrest frump - a woman dares to wear leggings with a dress.

28 days late - a woman asks the internet if she's pregnant instead of peeing on a stick.

Potty Training Day
How to sleep train your Dragon
The Kidston's all right
The baby-led weaning season

Edward Don't Run With Scissorhands.

The Bumgrapes of Wrath - the beautiful truths behind giving birth.

The Man-Child With No Name.

What Lies Beneath the Patio Pil

Some Like It Hotwheels.

Things To Do in Waitrose When You're Dead

Inspired by the title of the musketeer fandom's latest thread...

Carry on wenching (thank you sisterhelenoftheeternalcatchup)
Carry on swearing
Carry on vaping
Carry on shagging
Carry on knitting
Carry on decluttering
Carry on procrastinating
Carry on cake punching

And following on from that...

Drop dead Sweary Fred (not really, MN would not be the same without you)
The spy who Just Shagged me
1984: Posh Whore Bitch Directors' Cut