Fight Club and other films which should be remade MN style.

[MardyBra]

I know there's an official MN filmy type thread going.

But in the meantime, which films do we think MNHQ should remake.

Maybe:

Fanjostastic Mr Fox. Mr fox faces gender reassignment
Fight club. Basically Aibu
Jurassic Parking where dinos slog it out for P&T spaces
The Hun Games where we troll the Netmums boards
Mooncupstruck. Novice struggles with new sanitary protection

Here's one for you:

Beverly Hills TondelayoSchwarzkopf II

Bad Knobs and Lame Dicks not a Disney film
Close encounters of the turd kind return of the poo troll
Four wedding poems and a funeral begging etiquette goes awry
Zombies versus Mumsnetters rucksacks a ready
Juno baby name conundrum sequel (see loveareading above)
The Karate cuntychop Kid someone picking on your kid again?
Whatever happened to mitmoo baby jane?

Sorry have been out this evening and just catching up with the thread. Sterling work everyone, especially Kindle and Talc!

Excellent thread!

Have we had Judgy Pants Dredd yet?

Or The Pram Hun(t) For Red October?

The (Child-Free Except For Someone Else's Annoying Brats But Definitely Not Yours Thanks) Wedding Singer?

Gran-Gran Torino

(I think I've been here too long)

And, for the children, Winnie The Cube Of Pooh.

Bob and Carol and Janet and Roy

Wallace and Gromitmoo

The Devil Wears Primark

Can I Wear The Same Outfit To Four Weddings And A Funeral

The ODFOD Couple

Gin Galore

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel On Tripadvisor

HeartsTrumpDiamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger starring HoneyDragon and a tin of paint

One Pom Bear Flew Over A Cuckoo Clock

Naice Hammer Of The Gods

Leave The Inglorious Basterd(s)

Naked Lunch Box Police

Monster's Farrow and Ball

Love Acksherly

The Prambusters
Bridge over the River of Sweetcorn Kwai
Stop or My Mom will Froot Shoot
Gregg(ory's) Sausage Roll Girl
Heaven's Stairgate

Seven Bridezillas for Seven Brothers
Purée Fiction
Alien; in a parent-and-child space, no-one can hear you scream

Pirate Sex Noises Of The Caribbean

Large Clay Cocktail

Sporn On The 4th Of July