Fight Club and other films which should be remade MN style.

[MardyBra]

I know there's an official MN filmy type thread going.

But in the meantime, which films do we think MNHQ should remake.

Maybe:

Fanjostastic Mr Fox. Mr fox faces gender reassignment
Fight club. Basically Aibu
Jurassic Parking where dinos slog it out for P&T spaces
The Hun Games where we troll the Netmums boards
Mooncupstruck. Novice struggles with new sanitary protection

How to train your dragon to gatecrash a teddy bear's picnic

and from Andrewofgg on the 'Found my dh wanking to Paul Hollywood' thread...
(started by the thread-summed-up -beautifully-in-the-OPs-username paulbreadarrrg)

much adough about nothing

Property porno Irvine Welsh finds a nice Scottish castle instead of a crack den
Ride or Die hard Bruce Willis gets an offer he cannot refuse
The not so social network Gatecrashing parties via social media is not very polite
The babymooners Two families scheme to get latched or die trying
Guess who's coming to dinner sleep over? next door neighbour's dad apparently

The cats flaps then upped the ante on Andrew's title with, wait for it,
much a-dough about muffin
See what you did there flaps.
Undeterred and stirred on by reference to a penis baker bringing sexy back to a stale marriage Andrew quipped: would that be a penis from heaven
We can but hope.

AIBU to kill a mockingbird? - one woman's struggle with the bird outside her bedroom window

the fast and the furious - how to still have a sex life when you have kids

Chicken Run Forever (or how to make a single Chicken feed a family of 6 for 78 days. A Mumsnet Cookbook)