Will a home made inch loss wrap using haemorrhoid cream and cling film work?

[TheWorldAccordingToJC]

Merely pondering at the mo ...

I'm now doubting your specialist credentials OP - I also bought the foot file on recommendations on S&B and had my high hopes dashed - it didn't make a blind bit of difference. I will use the anusol wrap and give you a chance to redeem yourself. But be warned, i operate a 3 strikes and you are out on hair brained beauty schemes (you didn't advice on the dermaflannel too did you???? hmmm?).

Btw i don't consider the cat litter a hair brained scheme - that is an obvious beauty gospel given.

No the derma flannel ( wtf ? ) wasn't me.

I'm a highly respected mumsnetter I'll have you know. With impeccable credentials

Holy crap, this is GOLD!!! It needs to go into MN classics, where's admin?!

Prep h will temporarily tighten skin but it doesnt shrink fat.

Sorry to say it but you need diet and exercise to shrink fat. All the mud masks do is dehydrate you.

how did you get on kato?

Is anyone else hoping the cat litter actually soaks in?

Cat litter and anusol have been bought, getting a bit scared for doing this tonight now

Ooh JC, you have your dress? Wotsit like?

I've seen your abdomen on that there FB. Hideous it is not. How's the juicing?

hello showy! err the fb pics of me are all carefully vetted and I can assure you that my stomach is bloody enormous

but!!! I've booked in for lipo sculpt on Saturday!!

my dress is somerset by alice temperley - it's the deco one in oyster