Will a home made inch loss wrap using haemorrhoid cream and cling film work?

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Merely pondering at the mo ...

Bet if I rubbed it on dh's cock it would get bigger, not smaller

OP you will either end up looking like a strangely-shaped raisin or will have hit the patent jackpot.

A top-secret formula with cat litter and pile cream among its active ingredients.

What to call it tho? The ShrinkyBumCat Method? Anu-Litt? Pile Happy Shrink Wrappy?

I'd live to know what inspired the cat litter wrap!

Urgh that youtube video is horrid!

You could go into dragons den smothered in pile cream and cling film

Well cat litter is just clay i think, so no different to a clay wrap...in theory.

The cat litter thing is inspired!

At first I was thinking of the pellets and going ' well THAT won't work' but then I remembered the clay type formula stuff. It's going on the list

Tomorrow though my morning will pan out like this ,,,

Spin class at 9.30
boots visit
Then Anusol applied liberally all over my stomach and then I shall wrap the fuck out of myself for one hour

I'll measure beforehand and after.

I'm betting I'll have lost one whole inch

Blatant place marking.

Where madness lies... Genius and all that...

Yes. It will definitely work. But only if you put footage on YouTube.

Genius. Just bloody genius.

If you do the cat litter thing, do please report back and i might do it once i've used you as my guinea pig i've had this baby to sort out a bit of saggy belly skin.

This has suddenly occurred to me tonight because I was about to book lipo sculpt! This is 65 quid a pop so I idly wondered if I could do it myself , so to speak

Lipo sculpt is non invasive and looks bloody good! But haemorrhoid cream and industrial strength cling film is lots cheaper
I'm combining this with a juicing plan ( well, using my nutri bullet ) and I'm hoping to be half a stone lighter ASAP

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Place marking!

This has amused me no end. I cannot wait to hear your results!

Hmmm I'd need to make sure I got the right cat litter! Don't want the cardboard shit or the wood pellets!

I'm actually thinking it might work?

And no to youtube! Blimey!

OK, still pictures on here and it might still work...

I have noticed a difference after using firming cream and wrapping myself in cling film for a while (although it may have been wishful thinking so I didn't feel so stupid...)

Hahahaha

Marking place!

Blatant place marking but also wondering if a good report I produced how any of is will be at boots later in the day

I think boots might need to stock up for the onslaught of mumsnetters!

Absolutely, if this works, I will give it a go!

Ive had an actual posh shrink wrap trtreatment in a fancy salon.

It left my skin lovely and soft but the only thing that shrank was my bank balance.

What about an Epsom salts bath? Lots of people swear by that. It's virtually free.

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