Will a home made inch loss wrap using haemorrhoid cream and cling film work?

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Merely pondering at the mo ...

I'm fishing the tube out the bin to try under my eyes.

OP you are hysterical.

Magnificent thread. This is why I love MN. Who is doing the cat litter?

Hmm.

I don't start work until 2 tomorrow so could attempt cat litter then.

I do feel that someone else needs to step up now however

Brilliant op :o

Try it again tomorrow.

Oh god, no. I'm moving on to the liposculpt thing next. Just to compare

I could be convinced to try the cat litter...

Kato kato kato kato

"Sleeker" ...

I wouldn't put it near your eyes- apparently the formula is different nowadays, and they took an ingredient out so it doesn't do much for puffy eyes any more (have a google). You'd be better dabb

ing in circle motions with wrapped ice cubes of green tea, if you want a budget version of something effective.

Re the Apron Of Despair, I think proper shapewear is the way to go.

Kato! yes - you're a game bird as I recall. we nominate you.

I got the shape wear at the weekend along with my dress.

I've got 40 odd days to trial home made stuff too!

Green tea tip- I've seen the video she links before, and I'm sure it mentions one of those wesawyoucoming.com beauty houses does a commercial version for £££££s.

I love MN threads where the OP selflessly experiments on herself for the entertainment education and benefit of the community.
Does anyone else remember the lego intestinal transit thread?

I remember the Lego one.
We were all waiting for the op to go to the loo.

yy Lucky. But it was all in the name of science .

2inches? 2 actual inches?

Where does one buy Epsom salts? Is it just table salt?
What do I do with it?

Wow OP. I'm so doing this post baby!

I would volunteer for the cat litter (as i am the bugger who suggested it - i suppose i should) BUT i am 32wks pregnant and i doubt it's good for the baby. I will defo try it after the baby tho...promise

Oh my god, I have eaten my hat!

Thats blinking amazing!

Epsom salts can be bought from most chemists Randall.
I've bought a box from sainsburys pharmacy for about £9. It's the magnesium sulphate one you want (for bathing)
There's a different one for drinking.

I recently got a huge box from Amazon for £20.
You need to use a decent cup/mug full for each bath.

More suggestions for your patent:

'Litto-Sculpt'

'Pile Off The Pounds'

Wow, just wow.

I think we need more measurements though. Will it be like a very small scale version of flubber i.e. when you drink you're suddenly your pre wrap size or will it be more like a mm an hour slow return.

We need a full and thorough report.

Really?? Reallly??!!?!?!

This is bloody marvellous - I'm going to go to the shops later and try it.

You aren't fibbing just to make me look a twat are you? I am ridiculously excited about this (the weight loss, not the looking a twat part)

Will you measure yourself later too and see if you have kept the inches off please?

The news tomorrow.

MN causes urgent international pile cream shortage.
Angry haemorrhoid sufferers organise (awkwardly slow) protest march.