He has eaten a fat ball

[ManifestoMT]

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

ITS ON BUZZFEED :o

This is hilarious - a well-deserved classic.

"Daddy ate it by mistake" - hilarious!

This has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read on mn! Tears are streaming down my face.
My dh once swallowed a packet of imodium thinking it would help his toothache!

DP just informed me that MiL once made "bird cake" to a fatball recipe and left it in the fridge. FIL complained loudly that she was a rubbish baker. Didn't stop him scoffing the lot though.

Where on buzzfeed?

www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/he-has-eaten-a-fat-ball-is-one-of-the-great-mumsnet-threads

ROFL, they translated "dh" as "dear heart", oh dear

Great summary, though.

(Shakes head) Men, like little children, should NOT be left alone for a minute. Truly frightening what they get up to!

So funny. What a loony!

It may be on Buzzfeed BUT IS IT ON TWITTER YET?????

ROFLROFLROFLPMSL

ManifestoMT That made me laugh because I was on a youth hostelling holiday once with a schoolfriend. We had a shed (dark inside) just outside a farmhouse. She got ready in the morning and came bleating to me, "Sometimes, I've just cleaned by teeth with Veet." Her gums were burning and all I could do was laugh .... She's never forgotten that.

this is hilarious, cherrybaths OH is worse than the OPs "dad this ice cream tastes of chicken"

OMG

"makes me think you married Joey Tribbiani" Zing

Is he feeling chirpy this morning ?

Fru

remember when he ate the entire content of the fridge including the brown thing in a pot? that's what comes to mind.

(and in that case it's a good thing Joey doesn't share food! )

This reminds me of a friend of mine whose husband found a cheesy wotsit in the bed, had a moan at my friend for eating crisps in bed and then proceeded to eat it . He then went on to moan that it was stale and finally drew breath long enough for her to point out that it was in fact not a 'wotsit' but an old foam earplug.

He had worn them a few weeks before when the baby was crying a lot and he had to be 'on his game'.

Karma.

earplug! EARPLUG!

He probably had all kinds of fond thoughts about you, leaving a plate of snacks for him to enjoy during the match ...

Has he coughed up a furball yet?

Popped into petsathome earlier to let children spend 10min looking at the fish / reptiles / rabbits. Whilst in there thought - must buy some wild bird food. Was with husband (who I had shown this thread to) we were looking at the v unappetising fat balls and laughing about your husband's culinary taste when turned around to find my nearly 2 year old DS had picked up a rectangular slab of a fat ball, chomped through the plastic and had a mouthful of it. Nearly screamed when the label said also contained meal worms! Was scrapping nuts and seeds off his tongue and hands - yuck. Maybe your DH has started a new craze that is going to spread across the nation? Child seems fine btw. That'll also teach me and DH for laughing at others.

earplug?

A few years ago we went out for a Christmas meal and were served something which was very similar - probably one of the most disgusting things I have ever been served in a restaurant. One of my friends said "this is just like one of those balls you put out for birds"

I am still puzzled to this day exactly what it was meant to be (some kind of stuffing ball?)

Ahh Sometimes on a similar theme - my gran was in a rush to go out one morning and put "hairspray" on.....only to find out it was actually the dogs anti-mate spray!!!!