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To Kick These People Out #3 - the countdown begins

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 21:30

The Beginning

The Middle

The end?

So... Long story short... There are horses, soon there should not be (I'm not good at summaries, they make me sound unreasonable).

We have a date! This Saturday! The horses should be taken away to pastures new, so we can roam the meadow in gingham dresses (dh looks good in a gingham dress) and we can have FuckYouFestivals to our heart's content.

There will be choirs and drums and bands and weapons and stackable goats and so much more!

Anyone who's read the threads knows I love a lurker. I can you see you out there. Go on, jump in while the thread's all new and shiny. You know you want to Wink

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WingDefence · 26/02/2014 11:04

Morning all!
Deja, I'm in the NW too but my green scarf hasn't arrived yet Hmm Jeans+hoodie+horse scarf = stylish in my books!

I lent my Princess Bride DVD to some friends of mine a couple of weeks ago. The DH is south American and speaks fairly good English but I did warn them that he might not understand some of it Grin

Jux - great joke!

mistlethrush · 26/02/2014 12:35

Enrique I misread your name and wondered what you were doing with Herrings. Grin

IceBeing · 26/02/2014 12:54

so...er...are they gone?

enriquetheringbearinglizard · 26/02/2014 13:14

Mistle Grin

The horses have gone IceBeing, but to a 'temporary' place I think.
The field shelter remains for the time being, to be decided upon and also the UW trailer is still there. Or at least it was when I last caught up.
Someone will correct if I'm wrong.

DejaVuAllOverAgain · 26/02/2014 13:26

Wing I shall have to watch out for someone wearing a green horse scarf soon then Grin

enrique I think that's the latest update, it's possible I've missed something though.

Dd has the Princess bride dvd somewhere. Not seen it in years though.

IceBeing · 26/02/2014 13:26

YAY! Horses gone!

enriquetheringbearinglizard · 26/02/2014 13:44

wing I think we need a no horse scarf spreadsheet now Smile
Brown.

mistlethrush · 26/02/2014 13:52

I have no horse scarf. That is, I don't have one - not that I've got a no horse scarf. So still standing up in solidarity with the no horses theme... Wink

I have a vague memory of there being possibly a non-road worthy trailer still in the field, belonging to UW - who doesn't have anything suitable to drag it out of the field in this weather so FYC was contemplating putting it out in the layby for her (and reporting it to the police in the meantime???)

DejaVuAllOverAgain · 26/02/2014 14:19

Red - no horse scarf.

WingDefence · 26/02/2014 14:28

On it Enrique...

WingDefence · 26/02/2014 14:39

Haha - just going back through the thread for scarves and I spotted the 'wing defence' joke about Mr Chris's wing mirror Grin

WingDefence · 26/02/2014 14:54

Teal FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse
Green WingDefence
Brown enriquetheringbearinglizard
Red DejaVuAllOverAgain

Anyone else?

Abzs · 26/02/2014 15:32
Jux · 26/02/2014 15:33

I too am negative in no horse scarfiness.

enriquetheringbearinglizard · 26/02/2014 15:47

Scarves

RoadKillBunny · 26/02/2014 16:15

Oh one of my clients has a couple if alpacas...

I am negative on having a no horse scarf... I do have a scarf that smells of horses and a lovely scarf from Cambodia which was a gift to say thank you for looking after some horses... One of those will have to do until I can buy my own no horse scarf, probably around Easter, have saved the link :)

PedantMarina · 26/02/2014 17:35

FYC, thanks for PMing the scarf link last night. am v.v. sad that there are no more green ones. >pout

enriquetheringbearinglizard · 26/02/2014 19:12

Marina you could 'ask a question' to see if they're getting any more into stock?

mistlethrush · 26/02/2014 20:08

Seem to be some other colours available here or here just in case anyone's desperate...

IdaBlankenship · 26/02/2014 20:10

I have a horse scarf and a t-shirt DH bought me with "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." on it.

I don't wear them at the same time.

WingDefence · 26/02/2014 20:35

Pedant sorry I got the last green. I wanted pink! (Completely ignoring the colour-coding from upthread.)

Ida love the sound of that t-shirt!

FYChris how has your day been? Hope you're doing well today.

mistlethrush · 26/02/2014 20:43

I have a lurcher T shirt....

steppemum · 26/02/2014 21:21

OH Mistle - your second link has them reduced and they had PURPLE!!!

I gave in, I bought one
(though I was tempted by the bag Chris)

Now there had better be a mn at the school gate at some point to look at my scarf and say 'Stacking Goats?'

PedantMarina · 26/02/2014 21:36

I suppose, Enriquethelizardqueen, but I'd hoped to wear it for staff pictures and a DS' school's mums meet up, BOTH on Friday! Eeep.

will go back to pouting now. Sad

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 26/02/2014 21:36

Abzs, you will be favourite if you buy one.

I have been drinking.

The dcs are off with their nan.

You are all so very very lovely and I love you and without autocorrect this would make no sense.

You are all my favourites and will you come stay?

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