To Kick These People Out #3 - the countdown begins

[FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse]

The Beginning

The Middle

The end?

So... Long story short... There are horses, soon there should not be (I'm not good at summaries, they make me sound unreasonable).

We have a date! This Saturday! The horses should be taken away to pastures new, so we can roam the meadow in gingham dresses (dh looks good in a gingham dress) and we can have FuckYouFestivals to our heart's content.

There will be choirs and drums and bands and weapons and stackable goats and so much more!

Anyone who's read the threads knows I love a lurker. I can you see you out there. Go on, jump in while the thread's all new and shiny. You know you want to

Ready for another update?

Well... There was a knock at the door...

Oooh, I checked back in at just the right moment...

I've not gone yet, but I need to. Come on Chris, give...

So there was a knock at the door...

And it was Jehovah's Witnesses?

A delivery for the next nearest cottage who are out at the moment?

Not a knock at all, but a stackable goat that had blown off the stack and bashed into the door?

C'mon, stop teasing you naughty Chris you!

Now I've caught up

Magic maybe aome Llamas to provide a barrier?

Well RL came to the door.

She was overcome with apologies and gratitude. Very much gave the impression she is fed up with UW. Told us UW says she can't cope with any stress as she had an abusive XH. I said, "join the club! I'm still nice to people."

She was lovely and offered help as intermediary at any point. Said that she was glad the horses could stay together, but any issues and she would be removing the stallion from his companion.

All is well and she is lovely.

Phew.
I think we need a MN plaque, a bit like the blue plaques, to mark the scenes of infamous threads. You could have one on your gate, bollard lady has one on the side of her wall, one at the lemondrizzle school etc.

Well that's nice, that RL came and spoke face to face. UW's excuse is ridiculous especially as it's been her behaviour causing the stress. It sounds more like simply wanting all her own way.

Anyway, you won't need an intermediary will you Chris?

Ffod, do it, I've got the place.

See? I predicted that RL would be back later. Just call me Mystic Bore

Ooh, I could turn up at the FYF, draped in horsey scarves and do predictions! I will need to find a tent and a crystal ball though.

Good for RL! Was anything said about UW's trailer and an arrangement for her to pick it up?

Enrique, me? Never

I know. The idea that you get to be rude and aggressive to people because someone was once rude and aggressive to you, does not wash with me.

Bore :) you're psychic!

Aurora, yup, discussed it being removed. That's what RL offered to be intermediary for. She's going to give us a call.

Oh and apparently RL had to go round to UW's house this morning and get them out of bed! They said they weren't ready and couldn't do it. RL literally had to drag them out!

Yayy! I made my cheesecake and came back to find your horses had gone. All is right with the world.

Just caught up (bit busy removing half a pine tree from my decking well, a humungus branch anyway). Does a squeeee dance and sips on salted caramel vodka.

Enjoy your field Chris (no naked dancing now )

That's just absolutely wonderful news!

Stallion gone, companion gone and with lucky, UW out of your lives!

woooohoooooo chris just great :D

Good for RL. Not that you need her with that super strength backbone you hhave

Now you can start planning that meadow of yours :)

Cheers!

Hurray for RL! Congratulations on your empty field!

Woohoo! So glad they're gone! I second the gathering everyone together in coats and wellies for a quick run round YOUR field! Followed by hot chocolate!

for you.

Hurrah!

Yay! And squeeeeeee! And congrats to FYC and MrChris

I have a ton of large sheets of rice paper (don't ask) with which we can make edible signs for the kids at FYF if you think they'd be useful.....

Ooohhhh it looks like congratulations are in order.

YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! (Really need a little firework emoticon )

Well, I better go back and catchup. I totally forgot a friend had talked me into Aqua Zumba so was out the last few hours. Had to replace those burnt calories with cake afterwards of course

Ida, send me some cheesecake. Please.

Growingold, I'll try to restrain myself

Meerka, I'll drink to that

Deja, I think the prosthetic backbone may be settling in

Morgause, cheers!

Marys, many thanks!

MissH, that's the plan for tomorrow :)

Lily, why thank you kindly

Jux, that sounds like a great idea. Make edible signs for everyone.

MrsN, I'm just doing the cake without the exercise

Bubble, thank you!

Toad, I will dance :)

Thegreylady, I thought I saw you earlier, I'm sure you were here helping

I'm sorry if I've missed anyone, it's been a busy morning/afternoon/few weeks.

You're all amazing.