Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

wow just wow. She is a first class nutter!

Oh my god. Oh my good god. That is FABULOUS. Oh my dear God I am

Bloody hell, that's some crazy voodoo doll pins n shit you've got going on there Marmalade

It'll be standing room only at the next meeting.

Vera's a shoe in for new Chair

I would actually change my kid's school if that was me.

That is fucking brilliant. What a dickhead!
Nasty.

Should have punched the cake when you had the chance.

Hahahahahahaha, so much worse than I was expecting! She'll never be able to set foot in the playground again

"She has called the Head a dyke" is the best thing I've read in a long time. I would have to emigrate if I was LDC.

Oh fucking hell! That was just pure class .

I just said fucking hell out loud after reading the email and DS1 turned to me in horror and said "gawd mum wassup, it sounds serious"

I also remember the cake thread but this is just far beyond that. I almost feel sorry for her. She is so self-absorbed or lacking intelligence that she thinks all this stuff but to put it in an email and then send it to the head is just .

I don't think she would have sent it to the chair. She seems genuinely nice. There are a couple of snipers in there, though.

She is a bona fide cowbag. She is totally one of those people who uses people or only talks to people that might be useful to her. After the whole LDC affair, she found out that my BF at the school is married to someone quite famous. She found out when he came to collect their DC one day and she went all gooey-eyed over him. Since then, she has cornered my friend at every opportunity and tried to rope her into helping the PTA and getting her DH to do things too. The nasty cunt!

She is going to have to move to Brazil isn't she?

Epic fail, gotta love it!

Wow! That's impossible to come back from, surely?

I would hope that the governing body ban her from the playground, pta and demand that she publically apologises to the head and everyone else.

While I'm crying with laughter here I can't help wondering how many of the other 100 parents are Mumsnetters and out of those how many have seen this thread and are now desperately trying to work out whose mother you are, MaramaladeTwatkins.

I will try and time it so that I meet Vera on the walk to school tomorrow. She will tell me the gory details from the wooden hut.

Precision timing is key MT!

Loved the first thread but this is so much better!

Wow, that's a serious email!
Karma at its best.

She'll be asked to leave her precious PTA after publicly slandering the Head, surely?

Well the best thing is the Head will now have incontrovertible evidence that LDC is a bad thing for the school. If I were the head I would say the following:

"LDC, I could sue you for defamation. However, being the generous soul that I am I will be content to accept your resignation from the PTA."

:)

O.M.F.G. THAT IS amazingly good karma!

I remember your Original Thread. I am gobsmacked, utterly, totally.

This needs to go in Classics!

Tell Vera what we all thick of the cuntpuffin.

How long until LDC child escapes to secondary?

I'm sure Vera is upset, but really she comes out of this looking absolutely great. All she's done is make some posters for events that the HT has commented positively on.

LDC, on the other hand, looks even worse than your previous thread did. She sounds ludicrously jealous and immature. She's probably already been removed from her head of the PTA position, because calling someone a 'dyke' is really not on.

The fact that she copied everyone in is genuinely hilarious.