Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

That is the most brilliant email fail I have ever read!!!!

I read. And read. And read again. Especially the dyke bit. Does anyone really use that word now? Well obviously, yes.

She is well jel' of Vera. Vera used to work in graphics and did some shit hot posters for some event or another, so now the chair keeps asking her to do more, but LDC traditionally gets to do her shitty clip-art posters. Apparently, much behind-the-scenes placating had to be done during the last PosterGate affair.

What an utter, utter bitch.

In her position I would be considering leaving the country moving house.

But I wouldn't be so nasty and in the first place and people like that rarely feel shame.

OMFG at dyking it up. How will she ever show her face there again?

Oh that is amazing. Karma has well and truly bitten her on the bum

Brilliant. Can't wait to hear the update (though I am slightly freaked out as my grans were Dorothy and Vera!).

I bloody loved that thread when I was a lurker - may have to revisit it!

Brilliant! The Shame! What a mean,horrible vile excuse of a woman though, she's well and truly got her comeuppance.

Bet she's going to try and say someone Marmalade hacked her E mail and it had nothing to do with her

She was conspicuous be her absence this avo.

She normally barges her way through the playground, with her DS's massive keyboard case swinging off her shoulder.

There was some kind of 'crisis point' set up in the wooden shelter in the playground at home time. Loads of PTA wimmin were in there, with Vera, all looking concerned. I wish I was on the fucking PTA so I'd got a legit' reason to go in

Oh my mother fucking god.

How do you recover from that. Hey, tell you what though, it makes me want to join the PTA if this is the type of shizzle that goes on.

They always look like a vision of innocence in Boden prints at our school.

I loved your original thread OP. I'm sure the Head read her email with interest. Forgive me a cruel chuckle

Ha hA haaaaa

best email fail ever!!! I remember the original thread, she was a total bitch but this takes the lemon drizzle cake biscuit!

Beautiful! I bet lemon drizzle bitch is pooing her pants over what the head is going to say.

Vera sounds nice though, I feel sorry for her.

There's no coming back from that one!! I loved the lemon drizzle bitch thread and that has made my day! karma at its absolute best!

Make sure you tell Vera that you've shared the email with a few thousand of your closest friends and we all agree that she comes out of it very well...

I'd fake my own death if that was me.

That's actually painful to read. The muppet.

Fucking hell, this is why women need to have more going on in their lives than the fucking PTA. Who would get that irate over posters and cake sales?

I presume that the reference to a get together on Friday is a PTA meeting - if so, please, please go, Marmelade (I assume all parents are welcome).

Ossum.

God you'd have paid to be in her house at the exact moment she realised what she'd done.

I imagine her head imploded from the oxygen she gasped in.

Crisis summit in the Breeze House at 3.30pm - excellent!!

How many "interlopers" could you get together to crash her do on Friday Marmalade? What a vile, vile woman!

OMG that was 100x worse than I thought it would be.

You almost have to feel sorry for her! (almost)

She's the wally of the century!