I've told you all before because I'm a boring bastard but I am going to Le Gavroche tomorrow and MICHEL ROUX IS GOING TO MARRY ME

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Possibly.

Anyway je suis tres excited and tres looking forward to the trolley des fromages (and looking forward to showing off my French)

Cheerios? Zut alors. Quelle posh!

You look très sophistiquée dans ton picture btw.

For un temps longue, j'imagineais que you looked un peu comme these two from your user name.

Je voudrais un dejourner en La Gavroche. Je suis tres [envie].

Mais je n'aime pas le meat. Nor le poussin. Avez le gav un veggie choicé.

Bloody Joan Collins must live every day like that.

Do you know what I had for lunch today? A mini baby bel.

J'étais une fois quite good en français. Il y a half my lifetime ago.

Maintenant, I have to look up the basics to help dd avec ses verbes.

J'ai went au Bouloigne avec l'ecol pour un day. Je suis fluent.

Merci pour le compliment, beaucoup de mumsnetters être told me je resemble Clarissa Dickson Wright from Deux Gras Femmes.

Je ne suis pas un sophisticate, ma dresse et de Sainsburys avec les chaussures de H et M.

Aussie cinq minutes après le photo en travaille up Park Lane je had my heel stuck dans a bloody manhole et je looked like un wanker.

Ca c'est le bon thing about Franglais. Nous sommes all totes fluent [sourire]

at Cheerios at Le G and at today's Baby Bel.

Joan Collins lives on lettuce and water.

Il y avait un Aussie aussi? Est-ce qu'il mangeait les cheerios?

J'ai once lu un article where Joan Collins said she has un verre de vin blanc every lunchtime.

Mange tout mange tout

I think Michel would be bloody delighted with that review. He should be.

J'taime this thread. C'est tout.

LeGavrof - he's waiting for you!

Pardon Il tu attend!

Maybe L'Academie MN could organiser un seminar especialement pour LeGavrof.

Haha at mange tout

Biwi i would bloody love to go on that cooking day, do you reckon the room has one serious foodie taking notes and the the rest are simpering women absolutely DYING when he looks at them with those big eyes and not able to construct a sensible sentence all day that would be me then

Mais oui Mardy.
Je pense ma DH would j'aime un viste le gavroche pour his anniversaire.

Cervix I don't know if there is any special thing s they could cook but there was nothing veggie dans le lunch menu.

Perhaps there was on the main menu. I didn't really look in too much detail, I was too busy laughing at dd's face (as she was the one paying they gave her the menu with the prices on, as I was the guest I didn't see the prices)

UNE BOUTEILLE DE CHA!MPAGNE CRISTAL GARÇON

I know bugger all about wine but the stuff I had yesterday was utterly delicious, really buttery Chardonnay,

Dd said 'is that a bit better than the bottles of ready made margarita you normally drink mum'

We should have a mumsnet le gav meet up.

Can you imagine

I'm a very bad veggie and frequently eat haribo and sausages. I think I'd find something delicious and magnifique. Or just the vin et champagne.

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Your daughter sounds absolutely bloody marvellous.