I've told you all before because I'm a boring bastard but I am going to Le Gavroche tomorrow and MICHEL ROUX IS GOING TO MARRY ME

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Possibly.

Anyway je suis tres excited and tres looking forward to the trolley des fromages (and looking forward to showing off my French)

[LadyBeagleEyes]

It's your lovely daughter that's treating you isn't it GetOrf?
Hope you have a lovely time.
I'm so not a foodie, though I'd draw the limits at Talc's menu, so Monsieur Wotsit would pass me by.
Enjoy

[LeGavrOrf]

Oh I did le not la

[BIWI]

Ou, Mademoiselle? Je ne sais pas si elle la prefererait?

[LeGavrOrf]

Yes my daughter is paying.

HA! I'm going to Order the lobster.

[BIWI]

Tu as les problemes plus grand si tu as choisi 'le' en place de 'la', je pense!

[TalcAndTurnips]

LeGavrOrf - you look simply stunning in that new frock.

[LeGavrOrf]

NO flumpy I said oh god because I was so thrilled with talcs idea of a name change!

But yes I am the twat with the sheets not offended that you remember that, honest guv

[LeGavrOrf]

Ou j'avec une probleme.

Cest tres similar to le tres difficile probleme of la recherché who to say tu or vous

[LeGavrOrf]

I got a fucking A in French GCSE tu connais

[BIWI]

'tu' familiar
'vous' cold and dead to you

[BIWI]

I'm sure that's what we were taught in Longmans Audio Visual French

[LeGavrOrf]

Lol at cold and dead to you.

Kristin Scott Thmas would know. I always think my life would be so much simpler if I was KST.

[TalcAndTurnips]

I think that there should be an English equivalent to the Michelin guide and their star awards.

Do you think Halfords would be interested?

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Anyway I'm of to google this French chap to see if he's good enough for you.
I have heard of him but I may be getting him mixed up with some other Frenchie cheffy type.

[BIWI]

Halfords. J'aime leurs choses pour voitures. C'est un magasin que je trouve superbe. Je voudrais acheter all manner de choses qui I have no idea about parce que ils seem to be trop useful. C'est comme les magasins stationery.

[Poledra]

Haines rather than Halfords, I would think. Or how about Dunlop?

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Ah, ok, I was thinking of Albert.

[BIWI]

Albert?! Est-ce que tu es fou?! Il est comme un grenouille!

[BIWI]

Ou un crapaud!

(c'est a much better wordm mais je had to look that one up)

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Mais oui, Albert est un cochon grand.

[LadyBeagleEyes]

But Michael est un petit peu un grenoille, non?

[BewitchedBotheredandBewildered]

Je pense Mme Roux would be telling Michel to descend de Getorf.

Elle a les legs jusqu'a les ears et il est un peu on le petit side.

Tu le trouve un peu dodgy fit lovey

[BIWI]

[HarrySnotter]

Have a lovely time. :)