I've told you all before because I'm a boring bastard but I am going to Le Gavroche tomorrow and MICHEL ROUX IS GOING TO MARRY ME

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Possibly.

Anyway je suis tres excited and tres looking forward to the trolley des fromages (and looking forward to showing off my French)

It's your lovely daughter that's treating you isn't it GetOrf?
Hope you have a lovely time.
I'm so not a foodie, though I'd draw the limits at Talc's menu, so Monsieur Wotsit would pass me by.
Enjoy

Oh I did le not la

Ou, Mademoiselle? Je ne sais pas si elle la prefererait?

Yes my daughter is paying.

HA! I'm going to Order the lobster.

Tu as les problemes plus grand si tu as choisi 'le' en place de 'la', je pense!

LeGavrOrf - you look simply stunning in that new frock.

NO flumpy I said oh god because I was so thrilled with talcs idea of a name change!

But yes I am the twat with the sheets not offended that you remember that, honest guv

Ou j'avec une probleme.

Cest tres similar to le tres difficile probleme of la recherché who to say tu or vous

I got a fucking A in French GCSE tu connais

'tu' familiar
'vous' cold and dead to you

I'm sure that's what we were taught in Longmans Audio Visual French

Lol at cold and dead to you.

Kristin Scott Thmas would know. I always think my life would be so much simpler if I was KST.

I think that there should be an English equivalent to the Michelin guide and their star awards.

Do you think Halfords would be interested?

Anyway I'm of to google this French chap to see if he's good enough for you.
I have heard of him but I may be getting him mixed up with some other Frenchie cheffy type.

Halfords. J'aime leurs choses pour voitures. C'est un magasin que je trouve superbe. Je voudrais acheter all manner de choses qui I have no idea about parce que ils seem to be trop useful. C'est comme les magasins stationery.

Haines rather than Halfords, I would think. Or how about Dunlop?

Ah, ok, I was thinking of Albert.

Albert?! Est-ce que tu es fou?! Il est comme un grenouille!

Ou un crapaud!

(c'est a much better wordm mais je had to look that one up)

Mais oui, Albert est un cochon grand.

But Michael est un petit peu un grenoille, non?

Je pense Mme Roux would be telling Michel to descend de Getorf.

Elle a les legs jusqu'a les ears et il est un peu on le petit side.

Tu le trouve un peu dodgy fit lovey

Have a lovely time. :)