I've told you all before because I'm a boring bastard but I am going to Le Gavroche tomorrow and MICHEL ROUX IS GOING TO MARRY ME

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Possibly.

Anyway je suis tres excited and tres looking forward to the trolley des fromages (and looking forward to showing off my French)

Oooh la la etc

Have a cracking time

Areyoumad - good to hear. Our DC are reasonably restaurant-trained but this is our first venture into Michelin-starred territory with them. The Manoir for a mid week lunch was a very deliberate choice.

We will expect a full blow by blow report on Michel La Gavroche.

I went in 1992 and can still remember what I ate.

Marking my place so I can hear all about it once you're back from the honeymoon or at least recovered from the high.

I've never been anywere posh, I am dead jealous.

La GavOrf Menu:

To start

Soupe de Tomate avec swirl de la creme

Tail de Cock au Prawns (dans un verre de vin avec shredded lettu et le pink sauce)

Mains

Haricots au sauce tomate sur le pain grille

Pot au Noodles Bombay Bad Boy

Pie au Berger avec petits pois

Dessert

Delice des Anges au butterscotch avec banane

Roll Artique

Dick Tacheté avec Coustarde Bird's

Nescafe et Après Huits to finish

Talc that menu sounds delicious. if you grew up in the 70s

Can I add 'Tuna A La Bake avec Crisps'. My mum was a master of that dish.

Enjoy tomorrow Getorf. We will all be jealous thinking of you.

How about 'Le crepe croustillant'

Poledra - ah yes, from the kitchen of the legendary Michel Findus?

Avec le minced boeuf?

Haha, I love you talc.

No I will have:

Le gateau des poissons du crabbe avec la creme se salade

Spamme et pommes frites avec les petits pois

Rolle de l'artique

Les fromages - les Edam, le barelle de crackerre, dairy le

Fuck, you did role artique, didn't see that in my excitement.

Lol a proclivities

Et bien, du Primula sur un biscuit de Ritz?

He is already spoken for, join the queue...I wonder if Monica will be in the kitchen.

I'm very jealous, have a great time.

Don't forget clean sheets for when you seduce Monsieur back to your boudoir!

He was judging the cake competition at local fete last weekend. He appeared to be absolutely luffly.

And to drink, Moddom, will you have Le Nun Bleu or Le Tour Noir, peut-etre? Or we have un Matus Rose effronte? (excusez le lack of accents - je ne suis pas capable)

Mais, sacre bleu, Talc! Tu as oubliez les doights de poisson croustillant! Avec leur sauce du salad creme.

Et apres, le gateau de foret noir.

Le tsk.

[Grin] at Talc's menu, especially the butterscotch Angel Delight.

I hope you have a lovely time, GetOrf.

Pardonnez-moi, Mme BIWI

Peut-être le gateau de Foret Noir est trop poshe pour La GavrOrf.

Oh my GOD

Oh gawd sorry! I just remembered it as I spend far too much time reading the amusing threads about how often do people wash this or change that. The sheet one was vair funny!

Et voila, Mme La GavrOrf, je pense!

Madame Roux will be saying ' descendre mon mari' to getorf