The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenFlames]

Come in! Sit down! Have a and the show will start soon!

Which one?

About a man touching the op's daughter. Its making me really twitchy! :(

Just had a look, I see what you mean - and you're right!

Some people tend to assume that posts are about them and overreact.

Oh god I had to back away from that one, there is a creepy guy similar at my sisters school but he'd play with all the girls, my mums shy and not good at putting people in there place, I may have growled at him twice with a mild threat and he's backed off now. It helped I had a 6"5 dp stood behind me.

Anyway, I'm in organising hell, we've got loads of boxes of clothes from upto two years ago, it needs doing but I want a nap I hardly slept last night my productivity stopped for the day at booking my jabs.

So i have found a bead shop in my town and I could spend ££££'S!!!

Bit more pricey than what I have been paying so stuck to some random bits I can have a play with.

Also managed to find some plastic craft storage boxes to keep all my crap in. My living room looks like a zip bag factory....not for long!!!!!

State I vote nap!

Hi all.

I'm just sticking my head in to see if Empress has calmed down . She has been vair restrained, and got to use Justine's YPMYSLAA [impressed].

I thought the school gate one was hairyhanded, but apparently not [puzzled].

Bonkey, I used to sort hama beads when I was stressed. It kept me (relatively) sane, so I'll come and help you if you like.

Come in and have some of State & Bonkey's cake, MaryZed, & thanks for all your support. There's a free cushion near the fire.

I reported Dopische for being several things I won't repeat, but said to them I didn't really expect them to do anything about it. I think they'll consider that we're handling it.

Help welcome Mary.

I seem to have abit more crap than i realised .

I think she's staying on the right side of abusive. Sadly they won't delete people for being twunts or arses.

Thanks for the cake. I'm off out again in a minute, but searching the house for some chocolate to cheer me up. But I think the animals teenagers have scoffed the lot, again.

I'd guess it comes under the heading of "robust debate". Justine's guidelines were very helpful.

Come back for cake any time!

Thanks, I will

Good We'll be moving in the next week or so so I'll let you know our new address.

State, I vote nap too! Bonkey, I'll help.

Where are we moving to?

When this thread's over I think we go here. SPsFanjo claimed it last month but she's not using it, & it seems pretty appropriate for us. I see you've already marked territory there. What do you think?

Ah yes!
Some very odd cakes in that topic!

Dp has taken dd to fetch ds, so I have 30minutes peace for a quick snooze, but now I'm snuggled up on the sofa, curtains shut and a soft lamp on, I'm wide awake!! Grr!

Hope your ok empress

Empress, you got to use YPMYSLAA? Cool.

Good to see you Mary. Stay for more cake!

Yep It's this thread, I used it near the bottom of Page 3.

I'm ok thanks State, MaryZed was luffly and most other people on the thread were on my side too.

what a tit.

OP: AIBU?

Response: Yes (resounding) and here's why

OP: No, you're all twats and I'm a genius.

[shakes head]

I can't even be arsed to join in that debate, as it is farcical (the OP's input and lack of ability to listen/understand).

I would just like to say though, that my daughter would be lucky to have a 2nd biological parent with even half the ability and love you have for your DD Empress. Her "father" (use the term loosely) won't even recognise she exists, why should he be allowed to claim her as his own if he changes his mind down the road?? Gender should not come into the equation where co-parenting is concerned, who the fuck "assumes" that the man, woman and 2 children in the park are biologically related - more and more these days, that isn't the case. 2nd/3rd marriages have put paid to that. Most importantly, why should it matter?

Utter twatishness, can't stand ill-thought-out and ignorant AIBU threads.

Brian, that means a lot. Thank you (and I'm sorry about your DD's father but she's bloody lucky to have you.

Wow, that's a crazy thread. I think the OP is deliberately stirring it up there.

I hope you're ok Empress, you did very well to keep your calm.

if you could just tell her that please?!

xx

I am avoiding any all possibly controversal threads today. I am not in the mood.

I have been up at 430 every morning so far this week except Sunday when I was up between 3 and 4. My brain hates me!

::pulls slanket over her head::

Oh, sorry we should definitely go take over that topic.

Thanks Dreamy. I'm ok, largely due to Mary and the Puddle.

Brian, I'll tell yours if you tell mine!

Tee - Ow. Is that LittleTee or the fibro? Or something else.

Great . Last person to post here turns off the lights and sets up our new home. We can even decorate!