The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenFlames]

Come in! Sit down! Have a and the show will start soon!

I reckon State is pink!

How bloody weird would it be if I get both of those right!

Hugs for State!

And hi Brian! Hope you feel better soon.

I'm not even going to bother guessing your babies genders, cos I'm crap at it.

I knew with dd and ds, this one I thought boy until 20wks, then the scans were very awkward like dd, now I'm clueless.

Only 8-9 weeks until you'll know if your right for me bonkey

Morning. Bad night. Bad morning so far. Can I go back to bed?

I vote one pink, one blue, not saying which is which.

{{{State}}} {{{Brian}}}

{Tee}

Dreamy, I've just been melting over your baby pics on FB. He's GORGEOUS.

{State} Hope your DH sees sense.

{Brian} Lovely to see you back in the Puddle!

Morning.
So clever arse that i am fell asleep after the alarm this morning. Woke up at 8.15! Only just got ds to school on time!

Ds was annoying me due to his tenancy to dawdle ....

Just waiting for Mr Postman to deliver
me some more stock then its time to get creative hat on

Snuggles Tee! Hope your feeling avid better.

Evening all.

I've lost count of the amount of times I've done that bonkey or thought ill have 5mins and woke up an hour later.

I'm exceptionally bored there's nothing on tv tonight!

Just warning you all - DO NOT STAND STILL FOR TOO LONG.

I may eat you.

I have found my appetite again!

Tee I hope your day got better.

State I predict ...... a boy for you.

For me, I haven't a clue! I knew with DD from the moment I did the pg test. I had her name instantly and couldn't settle on a boy's name.

This time I have a definite boy and girl name (ex doesn't agree, but quite frankly -tough shite, I am producing life, I get to chose the name )

As for mornings, I need 3 alarms to wake me up. I have my phone alarm, then radio alarm and then a 2nd alarm on my phone. Starting at 6.50am, I tend to get up by 7.30....I should really be up at 7am. DD always gets to school on time it is just the bit between waking and dropping at school that is utterly hectic and unpleasant (DD is like Victor Meldrew in the morning!)

I used to worry, but not now I know that I am on a countdown to early mornings whether I like it or not

Evening brian

We have no boys name, girls name decided before even TTC. I have several favourite boys names but dp hates them, may just throw the 'I'm creating life' line at him.

I'm shite, shiter than shite at mornings when pregnant, dp gets up first takes dcs for breakfast whilst I drag myself to the shower.

Evening , am knackered!
Spent the evening building up stock. I have been offered a stall at a small christmas fayre. No idea if I can take it yet but I am going to see what I can do! Not too bad considering I have only officially been in business since last Weds. :)

Dh and I took ages to come up with a boys name. T'was one of mine...I wore him down . Girls name was sorted before the 20 week scan.

One of my arse cheeks is numb :(

Right am off to sleep! Double alarm set!!!

Night x

GOOOOOOOD MORNING!!!

This is me today >>>

It's a rare occurrence, so I will be enjoying it while it lasts!

Beautiful, crisp, cold air with a hint of trick or treating and bonfires. I bloomin' love winter weirdo

Have a lovely day everybody!!

x

Morning.

I have rage!

Selfish umbrella people!

Glad you're feeling good Brian. Umbrella people are evil Bonkey.

Morning. I just couldn't wake up today. Dh very kindly took Ds1 to school, which made him late for work, so I could have an extra hour while Ds2 slept.

I'm up now, and trying to be extra productive to compensate. So far I have put a wash on, and eaten chocolate croissants? My plan is to get the re-usable nappies washed and start using them, make leek and potato soup and pumpkin bread, make blackberry and apple gin for Christmas presents, and clean the kitchen. Wish me luck!

I love the crisp autumnal air too Brian. I'm starting to get rather excited about Christmas!

Morning!

Was a gorgeous day on the way to school. Don't think it's going to hold for the way home. And we have the dentist today which means wailing from LittleTee even though all the dentist does is look in his mouth!

::drops peanut butter cookies in front of Brian and runs away::

::waves::

Just got back from the shops and about to get on with work.

Dreamy, I'm coming to yours for lunch!

Good luck with the dentist, Tee.

Morning all!

What did the evil umbrella people do bonkey?

brian ill be weird with you I LOVE autumn and winter. Can't wait for halloween and bonfire night, I'm a far happier person when I can throw on a cardi, warm boots and shut my big curtains at 6pm every evening.

dream you are super women! I need to make some soup, damn slow cooker died last year so ill have to do it on the hob. Good luck with your to do list!

Good luck at the dentist tee I don't envy you that one.

Well this morning I've made pizza dough, will let the dcs do toppings etc after school in a vague attempt at entertaining them and keeping there horrid moods under control!

Umbrella rant !

Good luck at the dentist Tee.

dreamy Impressive!

I also love Autumn/Winter when its not raining . I love that fresh smell that you get with a frost! We also take ds leaf romping every year in our local woods! Great fun!

bonkey that is absolutely hilarious. Sorry you've been annoyed so much. I also want a beast umbrella now.

I have actually completed my to-do list! Although, I've just realised I forgot to put the sugar in the gin, so i'll have to open the bottles and add it in this evening. But apart from that, I'm very impressed with myself! I also took a load of stuff to the charity shop on the way to pick up Ds1 from school. I think this is the most productive I have ever been. I should tell you my to-do list more often - it obviously had a motivational effect on me. That and the nice weather, a bit of sun always makes me feel like doing stuff.

Soup and pumpkin bread anyone? You can't have any gin til Christmas, so stop eyeing it up. I'm watching you?.

You have sun?

Oh balls :(

I have hurt ds :(

He was arseing around in the kitchen and I opened the door to get to the cupboard, smacked him in the head and he landed on his bum! :(

Cue "You hurt me mummy! My BUUUUMMMM!!!!" Lots of tears :( :(

dreamy what is your secret?? When dd was a few weeks old I was under her and a pile of muslins feeding non stop as she never slept! Your telling me there are newborns out there who let you move! this baby is in for a shock I will not be ruled by a small angry creature again! on a more serious note I hope I get a content one, I've just ordered a Gingerbread house mould and I want to make one this year!

Oh bonkey Is he ok now? I may have steered dd into a pole by accident today, she just bounced off and kept walking though!

Well following from making pizza dough, I made pizza sauce and the dcs loved topping there pizzas and eating them, entertainment and a quick easy meal too, surely not too unhealthy either as they love veg on them and salad on the side. Far more relaxed evening so far, its been a while!