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to be slick with horn at the racist, sexist and homophobic fest

174 replies

Alameda · 15/06/2012 16:23

. . . that is euro 2012?

have been loving it until today when my daughter expressed disgust at the sexism and homophobia (I just added racism for good measure) and said footballers should DO something with their privilege - obviously that would be NICE but in meantime surely we are allowed to enjoy watching it?

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ShatnersBassoon · 15/06/2012 16:26

Slick with horn? Have you been reading 50 Shades of Grey?

fishybits · 15/06/2012 16:27

Sounds like you're thoroughly enjoying the football OP Confused

Alameda · 15/06/2012 16:27

no, and it sounds shit

I don't know how else to express the sort of enjoyment am getting from the tournament?

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Psammead · 15/06/2012 16:27

Slick with... horn? Is this a trendy young whippersnapper phrase?

What could it possibly mean? I am boggling.

Psammead · 15/06/2012 16:28

Do youmean sick to death?

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 15/06/2012 16:28

Good lord Confused

Alameda · 15/06/2012 16:29

I just saw a dreadful AIBU title and thought 'why don't people THINK before they post' and then I posted without thinking

OP posts:
Psammead · 15/06/2012 16:29

So what was it your i(diot)Phone corrected? Grin

waltermittymissus · 15/06/2012 16:30

Crying laughing!!! Unless you actually meant slick with horn in which case I'm thoroughly confused!

PandaWatch · 15/06/2012 16:31
Confused
Alameda · 15/06/2012 16:31

probably just celebrating my rediscovered heterosexuality after thinking about sexual orientation in the lesbian capital of the world or something?

never mind Blush

OP posts:
waltermittymissus · 15/06/2012 16:33

Confused Confused Confused

Are you drunk?!

Alameda · 15/06/2012 16:34

I might be a bit overtired

perhaps will have quick lie down before France and Ukraine

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NimpyWindowMash · 15/06/2012 16:34

Not too sure about slick with horn. Wayne Rooney, John Terry? Rather you than me Alameda. Give me those lesbians any time.

Psammead · 15/06/2012 16:35

So, hang on, you are feeling very happy about Euro 2012 despite the 'issues' you mentioned in your title?

And you really meant slick with horn?

Just getting it straight in my head.

GetOrfMoiiLand · 15/06/2012 16:35

lol at the madness

McKayz · 15/06/2012 16:36

What on earth does slick with horn mean?

Psammead · 15/06/2012 16:37

Wow. Ok. Really slick with horn then. Blimey. Good for you, OP.

PandaWatch · 15/06/2012 16:37
Alameda · 15/06/2012 16:37

ummm I did mean that, so AIBU to enjoy the display of male athleticism despite all the misogyny and homophobia, yes

OP posts:
OldLadyKnowsNothing · 15/06/2012 16:38

Ah, you mean you are objectifying those poor menz? Shock

Wallace · 15/06/2012 16:39

I get it (I think)

You have been enjoying watching the football without thinking about the racist/etc issues?

McKayz · 15/06/2012 16:40

Please can someone explain? I am obviously too old!

ExitPursuedByABear · 15/06/2012 16:40
Shock
ShatnersBassoon · 15/06/2012 16:41

Righty-ho, so not an autocorrect howler. I feel a bit grubby now.