to be slick with horn at the racist, sexist and homophobic fest

[Alameda]

. . . that is euro 2012?

have been loving it until today when my daughter expressed disgust at the sexism and homophobia (I just added racism for good measure) and said footballers should DO something with their privilege - obviously that would be NICE but in meantime surely we are allowed to enjoy watching it?

I don't think anyone should be testy-ing anything

She's not a man, she's a unicorn

A one-horn woman!

:( at rain ruining everything

luckily my 'female sexual response' will just attach itself to nearest vaguely phallic influence

oh they are showing ENgland and France again

I've been swerving the football but might have a look tonight

will report back on whether my horn gets slick. Or something.

I completely would with the Croatian manager, if you want recommendations springheeledjack. And all most some of the Croatians in the crowd where I was watching it last night

This is just too too funny. Roffle!!

crying with laughter, brilliant op

what made me sound like a man anyway?

Maybe it was this:

Alameda Fri 15-Jun-12 17:00:57

don't ruin it with words like marital!

obviously am not actually wanking while I watch - would have been arrested by now for public order offence, surely? Also can only concentrate on one thing at a time

am just wondering if it is sort of unethical to draw this pleasure from something that is so institutionally ummmmm unsound

anyway France and Ukraine now, yum

It might have been that word!!

Or maybe the horn reference. It's sort of a manly thing, isn't it? The imagery, I mean.

How can so many people not know what 'the horn' is?

As in "My, Peter Andre, you really make me vomit give me the horn"

I understood what you meant OP, however have never seen a phrase so eloquent in pure filth as 'slick with the horn' eeeewwwwww much respect

Horn as in a shortened version of Horny?? Isn't it? Not as in the shape of an excited male nether-region [clutches pearls]

oh

should have said 'having a stealthy diddle' then

the alternatives all seem a bit wordy

Stealthy diddle

Loving the football and my DCs have not picked up anything racist, homophobic etc. would not have crossed their minds tbh. How old is your DD. Come on England !!

don't encourage me!

that daughter (there are three) is 22 this year and just likes telling me off, I think

Do only men wank? Wanking does notske you make surely

Alameda, I think I love you!!!

Stealthy diddle

Why do we not have a football smiley?

Wanking does not make you male that should read.

Fuck knows what autocorrect thought it was doing there

Best Thread Today!

Have you got it set to 'Yoda', Stanley?

Alameda you need to write a spoof porno bestseller. Fifty shades of horn :o

And the heroine needs to have a stealthy diddle in various unlikely, arrestable places :o

whilst slick with horn of course