to be slick with horn at the racist, sexist and homophobic fest

[Alameda]

. . . that is euro 2012?

have been loving it until today when my daughter expressed disgust at the sexism and homophobia (I just added racism for good measure) and said footballers should DO something with their privilege - obviously that would be NICE but in meantime surely we are allowed to enjoy watching it?

(not a euphemism for anything, just an actual cartwheel)

I could do him with a strap on whilst hanging on to his ponytail

MNHQ we are desperately overdue for a thread in classics.

This one.

Get on it.

it can't go in classics because while England celebrates Alameda fellates (Ibrahimovic)

(to comfort him)

All over now.

Was it good for you, Op?

what the actual fuck occured on his thread.
Im sort of hoping almedea has a leather wipe clean sofa.

mmmmmmmmm it says on bbc 'England come from behind to win' they can do that to me while I work my way through the Swedes

see you for Greece and Russia tomorrow

OP! [blushes]

Oops, so shocked... I mean

SLICK

WITH

HORN

Did the Earth just move? Or was that a Vulvuzala?

EEEEEENNNGGGG-GGGGEEERRRR-LLLAAANNNNDDDD!!!

Well Walcott got in behind and Welbeck scored between his legs - that sort of thing? ( you filthy mare )

Hee Hee

MissBehiving just read your ^ and above is Psammed saying MissBeehive - I think this thread is more vulvazela as vuvuzela^ and nowI have no idea who is tooting what, or should that be who

We need to plug ourselves at the back. We're far too loose back there. We need to tighten up.
I loved it when Gerrard tried to stick one on Carrol's head and it came off.
We should have pulled off that Young chap in the first half. Walcott should have been on earlier for his runs towards goal. I love a guy who dribbles all the time. He was all over the Swedes and fired over the top of most of them when things were looking sticky in their box.

Bunnyjo and Missbehaving- sorry! I just can't be bothered to read more than the first few letters of a username

I should probably stop just making up best guesses though.

Tiggy

You are not helping the OP. She's gone all unecessary.

Such a funny thread! Slick with horn will stay with me now

I hope you slept well after all that erm, football excitement Alameda.

Crying, absolutely HOWLING with laughter at 'slick with horn'!

(collapses)

I think Slick with horn will become the new MN phrase for fancying someone.

I will be very happy if this becomes common usage.

Thank you all (with special respec' for OP):

Slick with horn
Stealth Diddling
Vulvazela

have all had me dying with laughter

Hello

We're going to move this one to Classics

MNHQ x

Yay!!!