to be slick with horn at the racist, sexist and homophobic fest

[Alameda]

. . . that is euro 2012?

have been loving it until today when my daughter expressed disgust at the sexism and homophobia (I just added racism for good measure) and said footballers should DO something with their privilege - obviously that would be NICE but in meantime surely we are allowed to enjoy watching it?

:)

Pure filth!

Yes! Not excited, cross, all the matches clash now and am going to miss first half of both because have been riding all day (horses not footballers).

Which one to watch? If I ever get home!

I'm snorting like DD1's pony when she sees the alpacas.DH is looking at me oddly but I can't explain in front of the dds.

I wish I could explain to DH what's making me snort so unattractively but I don't know where to start! Will be watching the football in a whole new light and stalking alameda

Tooo funny. Am thoroughly ashamed that I got 'Slick with Horn' from the outset (not in the literal sense, just the literary sense)

Lurve footie players - DiMatteo is my hero and I think he is one of the most sexy men on the planet - but could never focus on shifty self satisification or a bit of an orgy whilst watching a match (my heart would give out!!).

oh we ARE in classics! hooray! you are all much nicer than my usual class of stalker :)

wasn't it nice when the players (Greece and Russia, I understand the other teams in a group might sometimes play to a draw if that is what they need, but still, cheated :() had a bit of a scrap towards the end although in my mind they were much more naked and it was a lot more homoerotic

Peter Cook gives me the horn

Oh I'm so pleased I found this.

You have had me silently giggling in bed to the point where I think DP will wake up thinking I'm having a stealth diddle...

what shall we do tonight then? Holland and Portugal (orange is one of THOSE colours, favourable for Horn, and would be nice to see them win and be their normal selves again, although won't do them much good) or Germany and Denmark?

oh my goodness I just watched poulay's link

and it is SUNDAY as well

Haha. This thread is great.

On the basis of DS1's Panini Sticker album (incomplete) I think that Holland are the best bet but that the Horn might be Slightly Dampish instead of Slick. Hth.

Getting the horn a Sunday is a deadly sin. Say seven Hail Marys.

on a Sunday

ok ok and a few our fathers at half time and a glory be just in case

come on holland!

Blimey Alameda. Is the amount of praying you do compatible with your diddling habits?

was just wondering if should/could have said a special novena for holland

this is actually a bit heartbreaking and the opposite of horn :( what has happened to them?

"the question is, can Germany achieve penetration?"

looks like it doesn't it? Even without bender and kroos

aaahhhhh what a lovely dramatic backdrop to an evening of MNing that was

know I am actually talking to myself but do others genuinely not find that it goes straight to their minge?

I've just found this! I have met Alameda and can attest tithe fact that she is not a man! She is quite a fit looking woman for a grandma!

Haa thanks but what do you mean, for a grandma!

(delayed reaction, am looking for my thread about buying a house in Sicily)

you are like the pizza delivery man who said I was 'incredibly slim . . . For someone who orders so much pizza'