to be slick with horn at the racist, sexist and homophobic fest

[Alameda]

. . . that is euro 2012?

have been loving it until today when my daughter expressed disgust at the sexism and homophobia (I just added racism for good measure) and said footballers should DO something with their privilege - obviously that would be NICE but in meantime surely we are allowed to enjoy watching it?

Dammit, my last message is top of a new page and looks utterly randomn separated from its fellows!

Yoda, dildo. Dildo, Yoda:

nickscipio.com/pod/media/2009/03/yoda-dildo.jpg

Slick with horn we are, Master Obi-Wan(k).

It was the wanking that did it for me. (Oh dear)

Made me think you were a man I mean. Stealthy diddle = woman!

Crying with laughter. Unable to explain my mirth to 4yo DD. OP's fault.

am also crying with laughter but more at "mentally that must be playing on their minds a bit" (of France and their recent losses) by the one with the mesmerising dentition, Gareth, than my self

::channels Yoda::

diddling stealthily I am not.

Laugh at slick horn phrase I will do

Farking hell I can barely engage my 'female sexual response' after a gallon glass of Pinot grigio and a steak dinner, never mind just idly watching the footie

And as for being horny on public transport?

Me neither, Tues.

I occasionally permit my partner to engage in coitus with me, however.

Not while watching football I hope.

Is Andy Carroll man enough for you, OP?

He's playing tonight. (Are you?)

I just know that next time I am on the bus my mind will start mentally categorising those who are slick with horn, and those of strict aridity.

Football is on now, Op. Gird yer loins and prepare for take off.

If it is over the shoulder (football watching) get ye to the PA thread. He can help. Oh yes.

Oh, I thought that "slick" meant "expert" i.e. at blowing that horn thingy that was getting on everyone's nerves during the last outbreak of footballitis.

"Stealthy diddling" - MN is educational.

"I just know that next time I am on the bus my mind will start mentally categorising those who are slick with horn, and those of strict aridity."

Seriously nearly peeing myself!!!

Looking forward to my next bus ride.

Is slick with horn similiar to a vuvuzela?

Am crying with laughter at this thread and I think what tipped me over the edge was NormaStanleyFletcher's autocorrect...

Do only men wank? Wanking does notske you make surely

I was utterly confused until I saw your next post

As for the, now probably immortal, phrase 'slick with horn'?

I think any decent person's horn would be slick with racism, homophobia, sexism and parking in disabled bays.

MissBeehive - I think this thread is more vulvazela as vuvuzela

Psammead. V.G.

Stealth diddling

Slick with horn

OMG I haven't laughed that much in ages.

OP - (thanks)

Oh

I would with Carroll now after that goal , I could do him with a strap on whilst hanging on to his ponytail

thanks for the flowers :)

might just have time for a quick cartwheel before 2nd half