Center Parcs & Anal sex

[shadyl]

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

Anyway why would he equate going to centreparcs to him getting anal sex on the back of an alleged thread years ago?
Especially if you never had that conversation with him before going???

Ah, the infamous thread!

I have a friend who works for Center Parcs. She said that the Marketing bods aren't best pleased that Googling Center Parcs turns up 'Center Parcs & Anal sex' as the 6th result.

As a company based on family holidays, I suppose they've got a point :-O

Ah feck. Going to cp this week. Various activities planned - swimming, tennis, indoor climbing wall etc. emphatically NO anal sex.

Dh is certainly not climbing my indoor wall that's a fact.

@SonOfAradia It's up to 5th now, I just tried it. How can we bump it up even further?

was 7th when i tried lol

OMG just back from CP longleat. Far too cold for any kind of action, least of all this. Have a very sore arse but only from inexperienced bike riding!!!!!

Haha. Hatvan amazing thread. Will never ever think of Center Parcs without thinking of bum love ever again!

oh, just googled, up to 4th!

There's a lass at work really looking forward to a stay. Trouble is, whenever se mentions it, this infamous thread is all I can think of. Haven't told her of course...

ahahah! so glad i didnt go there for my honeymoon now mwhahaha :D

I've just been on Facebook and one of my friend's status is:

Sore bum @ centre parks

She says it's from bike riding...

Imagine my surprise when I saw this thread :)

I have laughed and laughed at this thread. It is priceless. My DH googled CP this morning and this thread was about 8 down still. He read it laughing.

We are going to CP shortly - will keep my wits about me.

The threads four down when you google it now. I'm going next month!

Still at number 6 3 months on :o:o:o:o

Don't know how I missed this the first time round but thankyou for making me cry with laughter although not sure dh really 'got' it when I tried to explain through the tears :o

You know what, I just HAD to Google Centre Parcs! Am currently PMSL that indeed, the infamous thread is number 6!

It's obvious. Because you park "it" in the centre.

Already the best thread EVER.
and i thinks a lot of you protesteth too much, that's all I'm saying..
Know what I'm saying?
He gave in to her request, can't she do a lil something to say thanks...

wanksinatra surely.

Don't call me Shirley..

Oh, why not just try it...you might be surprised.

At centre parcs, I think you will find its called Bournville Boulevard and Cadbury Alley at Butlins :)

It is important that you use a good strength condom, with a good lubricant.

We have found that the thin types can easily tear and can cause injury

Good grief..keep the back doors firmly closed. One can always just encourage 'putting the tip in with a condom on" and whilst DH is asleep make sure you place some chewed sweet corn on the discarded condom on the floor.

DH has never asked me again for it yet.........

Bloody hilarious thread!