Center Parcs & Anal sex

[shadyl]

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

We are going to CP soon, I can't see as on the list of chargeable activities they are missing a trick.

Enough, already?

This thread needs to be pulled now, which is a shame.

Such a great idea to share mumsnet threads with the fuckwits wider world on Twitter .

I'd pull it, MNHQ. It has stopped being witty and just become rubbish.

Aww shucks just let it die. It's Friday night, time for a new one anyway!

Firstly I must say I am a father, not a mum, so I really have no place here!

But, this has been so funny (I was linked to from another site) and I just felt I had to say so.

So, Thank You Ladies, you have brightened up an otherwise dull Friday night.

I will not trouble you again.

"Why not do some research into anal sex. You might find you like it."

WTF?? WhatTheVeryFuckingFuck? This is mumsnet! Are you quite normal?
Are you going to suggest I get into a leather outfit and take a shit on a glass coffee table next, because I might "like it".
Dear Lord in heaven

Oh fuck me. I just googled this thread. Time to buy a dog. Goodbye internet.

This is weird. I think this thread has gone viral. Not full on Old Spice advert viral. But it's popping up on 4chan and some other boards hence the outside interest.

Yikes.

Bibbity
It was linked on other websites, not just on Twitter. It is all over the net.

Perhaps MNHQ can put a block on it now though, as it is just getting silly.

I can't believe nobody has mentioned EuroCamp.. Or is that taking it a step too far??

I am finding the homophobic comments about anal sex quite telling.

We were playing a board-game at Christmas. Q - What is the world's no1 bestselling multipurpose lubricant?
Quick as a flash, my lovely wife shouts "KY jelly!"
Bemused looks from kids & my mother!!!

(A is WD40, in case you're wondering!)

Never been to Centre Parcs, though...!

Apologies for diving in to a thread that should, perhaps, be allowed to die - always a problem when a thread goes viral (I read about this in the Evening Standard!).

But I just wanted to express surprise that none of you appear to have "Fond memories of Sandy Balls". I know I have ...

Centre Parcs advert "First Times":

Bumsnet?

The original Center Parcs + bumsex reference is courtesy of celebrity Big Brother, when one panellist opined that this combination would be the elements of a romantic date à la Kirk Norcross (he of the Essex unreality show).

You need to learn to laugh at this sort of shit. Either he was joking or he was trying to persuade you to join him in some new fun, either way it isnt worth stressing about

I think what you need to remember is some men are like children in the way that they want what they can't have, the more you say no the more he wants you to say yes - that doesn't mean you should. Ignore his silliness. Glad you had a good time.

Center Parcs, the British holiday that won't be spoiled by having the painters in.

funny tread.

He said he's joking and even if he wasn't it's not a porn thing it's just a different way of having sex, he chanced his arm, it backfired. forget it..

OMG! :-O

I remember the OXO Tower incident, a few years back the comments page of the OXO tower bar was left open - no security and a bunch of people put a load of comments on the site about having it up the OXO tower ... the site went down by mid afternoon that day :-)

Thank you for a much needed giggle.

OP - serious conversation time with him, if he wants to try something, he should discuss it with you like an adult, but then he also needs to know you'll not judge him for asking...