Center Parcs & Anal sex

[shadyl]

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

Agree with the odd comment above suggesting not to knock it till you've tried it.

You know this thread is still number 4 when you google 'Center Parcs'.

Their PR team must HATE us. Really, really HATE us.

You're right, Hecate (I just tested it!) But why? It's such an old thread? Is it because people google 'centre parcs' then can't resist clicking this link so it stays popular?

The OP's DH was obviously right! Centre Parcs + MN = anal sex

I know. I can't understand it. There must be thousands of pages mentioning center parcs!

4th? arf.

hahahahahahahahaahahaha i really hope it is.

LOVE this thread.

By the way...

Anal sex =good, healthy fun.

Center Parcs is just weird, though....

Well, this thread made me look a right idiot at work today.

I'm in a fairly new position at work, went to a meeting today, first meeting with some senior staff, inc one who is board level. She was talking and then said that she's trying to lose a couple of pounds before going to centre parcs. This thread flashed across my mind and I laughed.

She looked at me "what's wrong Beaver, don't you think I can lose the weight". Of course I couldn't tell her I was thinking about anal sex as then I'd have looked a loon! So now she thinks I was sniggering aout her weight. Fgs!

We were playing a drinking fame the other night and friend admitted having anal sex. Guess where she goes on holiday every year

I've just booked a week at cp!

That made me cringe with its sheer awfulness. And I'm a man.

AND I work for Center Parcs, so can we stop posting on here so it drops off Google's radar?

Oh wait...

I'm really sorry to bump this but i have to share a few things.
This thread is now at number 3 when you google CP.
Just below is a thread from The Independent "How Centre Parcs Opened My Eyes" along with this piece of text "If it's good enough for Judith Chalmers then it's good enough for us"

I am currently unable to breathe.

How do we get it to number 1 (or better yet number 2)?

im trying so hard not to wake dh

What's all this about Centre Parks?? I was worried enough about BUTT-lins.

It's number 2 now! (pun intended)

Competition for number 1 spot!

Hope this thread hasn't bottomed out already!

boom boom

Just showed this to my OH is giving me very odd looks: this may have something to do with the fact that I'd suggested centre parcs to him last week..I had no idea it came with back door benefits!!! PMSL.

Should be in Classics.