Center Parcs & Anal sex

[shadyl]

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

:o

There was me thinking you went up the M1 to Sherwood Forest CenterParcs.

Now I know we should have used the Marmite Motorway.

Whats wrong i thought it was fair advice its obvious her hubby still thinks highly of her being as he fancies a marmite mining session its upto herself but dont knock it till you have tried it. she never knows what it may lead to as regards there relationship.

It was the latter part of your advice that I objected to, Arthur.

Arthur, if there was ever anyone not 'getting some,' then it's you.

HTH

Well, i consider Centre Parcs to be a bit shit. maybe that;s what he meant?

The bottom line is that he is hinting at what he would like in bed.

Tell him there is nothing wrong in his desires but they are not for you.

This thread is so funny. (most of it)

Coitus Posterios!

Bwa ha ha ha

When the dc were small we went to cp twice a year. My dh never jumped out with a tube of lube.

Thanks Mme. I thought I spoke reasonable English too

I don't think the twitter exposure has done this thread any favours.

Centre Parcs - Where You Can Have The Back Door Of Your Log Cabin Kicked In

I want to see that on giant technicolour hoarding near me right now.

"Look Daddy - what's that man DOING?"

Anagram of Center Parcs for our Twitter friends:

RT Crap Scene

If the pervy rascal is so keen on bum-sex, get the rolling pin out and tell him to pull his pants down and touch his toes

is he getting confussed with that old thread about the Oxo Tower?

google the thread and it now tries to take you analysis of business, or on p2 how anal the staff are about underage drinking!
they have a hardworking pr team working for them!

Hmm. My female friend has just asked if we were going away this year. If we are do we fancy all booking CP together?

This is worrying, no?