My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

Great namechange Buppy! Just a shame it's about 300 posts too late :o

Better late than never Hedders, my old flap. I mean chap.

my post was clean!
[ashamed of self]

[embarassed]

Oh bugger!
that's better

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When you get bored of this namechange you could be CagineAndVuntworms

Ooh Talc do the bit where she tries to play for time by distracting them with out-of-date peach Activia

I've just chorlted all the way through that stargazing program. DP is being all serious "AYM watching EDUCATIONAL programs!" and looking at me baffled when I mutter about cuntworms and gorilla sandwiches!

Love the lady buppy! If we have a midlands meetup, I'm making cuntworm lapel badges with googly eyes and pipecleaners.

Does Buppers have three legs there Talc?

Or is she weeing herself?

I thought it was a rogue pubic hair!

I have never laughed so much at an itchy foof :)

It's her dress, for feck's sake!

However...

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^ TheCrunchUnderFoot's cunning diversionary tactics distracted the bellicose nematodes just long enough for Buppers to make good her escape.

Thank you all.

Thank you

Thank you for returning the smile to my face. It's been a crappy day but this thread has had me crying with laughter.

"Licked out by a snowman" has to be my quote of the year

FFS Talc that is inspired! :o:o:o I'm fucking crying here!

I'm seeing cumtwerms as the vermicious knids when they went all twisty...

marking place for a larf tomoz>

I can't imagine a world where this thread doesn't exist

I fucking love you, Talc.

"Love the lady buppy! If we have a midlands meetup, I'm making cuntworm lapel badges with googly eyes and pipecleaners."

We NEED a midlands meetup, just so we can make this HAPPEN.

Best not tell Knid that Ivanta.

that is exactly how I visualise cuntworms too

Right, I am going to commit a MN faux-pas and nominate my own thread for inclusion in Classics.

I never want cuntworms, Talc's comic musings, licked out by a snowman, gorilla sandwich to be gone from here.

I'll bring the Anti-Cuntworm Forks. They sell them in Wilkos.

I'm not even remotely Midlandish

(my in-laws live in South Staffs - could I sneak in under Amendment viii/Section 16a of the MN Meet-Up Regulations 2009?)