My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

I wonder if vagine or cuntworms will be the new code words to whisper to people wearing the mumsnet scarf?

Just imagine the catsbum face if she isn't MN.

"Does your vagine have CuntWorms?"

"I beg your pardon?"

New thread title for the nobdie bunch 'Nobdie likes a cuntworm!'

"um.. with the yogurt, do you have to eat it or slather it directly onto your gorilla sandwich?"

DP knew a fella in training who got thrush off his gf. Went to the doctor who told him to use some natural yoghurt to calm it down. The bloke immediately went to tescos and then back to their (shared) room, whopped off the top of some Greek yoghurt and immediately started doing press-ups into it.

He effectively shagged a yoghurt.

The vagine is real! Has anyone posted yet?

30 secs in. Hahahaha.

wtf is that?

I love the "I'm a pirate" bit.

Did anyone else have nightmares about cuntworms last night, or am I just fragile?

I had a dream about hamster babies and discovering more and more hidden in the bedding.

I have no idea why, we don't even have hamsters.

Do you like my new name?

Jesus, just typing cuntworms has set my itchy flange off again...

Thats lovely really, really lovely!

You just had to really. You know you'll never make Round Up now though...

Wormy, are you sure they were hamsters, not cunthamsters?

I would fecking love this thread to make the round up. but I think its too laden with "cunts".

This thread won't even make Classics. It's precisely this type of carry-on that gives Mumsnet a bad name.

If old cuntychop Matthew Wright is reading thois, he'll be pouting and puffing and pulling his wincyette dressing gown further over his bosom.

Has anyone actually PM'd and asked for it to be moved?

So many great namechanges from this. It deserves to be in the roundup!

Hello, Matthew! How are you today, you gorgeous hunk of man? Buppy here's just been telling us all about her lady garden worms. Do sit down and join us, won't you?

It'll have to be mentioned but without quotes!

There has to be one or 2 clean posts.

Doesn't there?

Maybe aitch could substitute cunt with foofoo?

Just imagine the catsbum face if she isn't MN.

"Does your vagine have CuntWorms?"

"I beg your pardon?"

I almost pulverised the Nissan in front reading this. Must not MN in traffic

Don't we need a cuntworm emoticon to use throughout what must surely now be designated National Cuntworm Week?

I know she changed me to SarahStratton when I was in the Round Up over Christmas. SantasStrapon was a namechange too far for her.