My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

Cuntworms, Talc's comic musings, licked out by a snowman, gorilla sandwich and David Bellamy shouting "WOW"

We could ask him to be guest speaker

I'll second it Bups.

Talc, you can be an Honorary Midlander

Can we make it a middlish meet, please don't make me schlepp right across bloody england.

Hurrah!

Talc, you are fahking in, gel. Right in.

I have reported this thread, on the grounds that it contains cuntworms.

And the David Bellamy WOW has to live forever.

I'm being serious. There are people on this thread that I want to get drunk with more than people that I am actually friends with in Real Life.

There is no-one I could talk about cuntworms with IRL and that makes me sad. :(

I am dying to meet you and Talc. I wish SueP could come too though :(

Where is our Sue again? She is down south-west side aiiiiiiyyy?

Don't worry. The Crealy Love Bus IS happening this year. Or we are descending on the Malevolent Orange's tea and cake shop on or the other.

Huzzah and hurrah! I shall go to the ball!

Look - I'll come clean; I'm a southern softy. If I came to a Midlands meet-up, would I have to talk funny?

Sue's in Devon. And I am up for the Crealy Love bus and/or Malevolent Orange's coffee shop.

Talc, I'm an essex girl. I talk normal.

You will only have to talk funny if you want people to understand you.

I can give you short lessons in Midlands speak if needed.

S'alright Bups - I've had 28 years of the in-laws to learn the ins and outs of Yam Yam

All day I've been bursting to tell someone IRL about the cuntworms, but I don't know anyone who'd get it, even with all the context

If David Bellamy is unavailable then would your vagine act as stand-in Bupcakes? If you do some hardcore pelvic floor stuff perhaps you could train it to say some more words? Or some clever vagine ventriloquy perhaps?

In fact, if you got good at it you could hire yourself out for all kinds of functions and private dos. You could go global!

How are you at standing on your head though?

I'm off to bed. I'd like a better night's sleep than last night please.

Last night I had a nightmare about Singe Monkeys. I think it was from helping DD2 revise for her French exam, I woke myself up howling like a bloody baby

Stratters first post on this thread is to die for

Talc, where am yow in-lawers from bab?

Perhaps with some hardcore pelvic floor stuff, my cunt might look more like David Bellamy quietly exclaiming "ooooh" rather than shouting WOW?

Night Stratters

Hairy growler peeking out from some undergrowth

Yow need to do tha kegels pet.

Less David Bellamy WOWing, more howler monkey hooting then.

Bupcakes, are yow a Yam? I was born in the Black Country. Up North now.

I'm a proper yam-yam. From the dreaded Wolvertrampton, sadly. Have moved 8 miles away from the Trampton now, thank fuck.

As Sathnam Sanghera says "Once the beating heart of the Industrial Revolution, now home to the headquarter of Poundland: the leading £1 store." :(

I'm from Walsall. My dads side of the family all talk like Noddy Holder.

Bupcakes, I emailed HQ yesterday asking them to put this in classics, where it should be

They said it was to be considered by the Classics Consideration Sub Committee. So I guess now we wait...