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My vagine is itching like mad.

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BupcakesandCunting · 16/01/2012 13:01

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange Wink) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge" Wink

OP posts:
culturemulcher · 17/01/2012 10:32

My minge resembles David Bellamy shouting "WOW"

Grin Grin Grin

Quote of the day month year oh sod it decade.

FriggFRIGG · 17/01/2012 10:33
Grin

How did I miss this one?!

ReshapeWhileDamp · 17/01/2012 10:41

It's like being licked out by a snowman

Haven't laughed so much in weeks! I was feeding DS2 lying down last night, remembered some of the comments and started giggling again. Woke the little lamb up again. Hmm
This thread is GOLD. Can it be moved at once to Classics please otherwise I'll just have to C&P.

CalamityLame · 17/01/2012 11:05

This thread has cheered me right up, so it has. I second a move to Classics.

toomuchmonthatendofthemoney · 17/01/2012 11:34

Thanks bupcakes for the best laugh in ages, you are a star!

Original poster
BupcakesandCunting · 17/01/2012 11:39

You are all welcome, very welcome. I'm glad that my itchy vagine has done so much philanthropic work in cherring you all up. Hmm

Grin
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NooneLikesAGreyjoy · 17/01/2012 12:35

Wouldn't a snowman use his coal mouth? Imagine the mess!

NooneLikesAGreyjoy · 17/01/2012 12:35

Wouldn't a snowman use his coal mouth? Imagine the mess!

Sparklingbrook · 17/01/2012 13:09

Is it too late for a proper suggestion? My vagine gets the rage if I use the Andrex with Shea butter. Have you been using posh loo paper at all? Smile

CuntWorm · 17/01/2012 13:10

How is your vagine today Bupcakes?

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BupcakesandCunting · 17/01/2012 13:22

EUGH at your username, CuntWorm. That is vaile.

It is feeling a bit calmer now, thanks. A hint of an itch but I think it's mainly gone. There's a lot to be said for dangling yer flaps in tea tree oil, you know? Nature is a wonderful healer.

OP posts:
CuntWorm · 17/01/2012 13:28

Ghastly isn't it?

Fully intend to keep it for awhile, you should be proud, you inspired it after all!

Glad to hear the vagine is in recovery.

W0rmy · 17/01/2012 13:32

Shock ^ that's just taking it too far.

NooneLikesAGreyjoy · 17/01/2012 13:57

Incidentally, what does one call a collective of cuntworms? A rash?

NooneLikesAGreyjoy · 17/01/2012 13:57

Incidentally, what does one call a collective of cuntworms? A rash?

Original poster
BupcakesandCunting · 17/01/2012 13:57

A wriggle of cuntworms.

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ViviPru · 17/01/2012 13:58

an Itchyfucker of Cuntworms

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BupcakesandCunting · 17/01/2012 13:59

^ What she just said.

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worzelswife · 17/01/2012 14:04

I heart the word vagine. Although I am now picturing Bupcakes in a green Borat thong. Perhaps that's what made it itch?

CalamityKate · 17/01/2012 14:11

A Squirm of worms.

Theonewiththehair · 17/01/2012 14:11

A distraction of cuntworms.

fuzzpig · 17/01/2012 14:29

A flangeful?

NooneLikesACuntWorm · 17/01/2012 14:35
CuntWorm · 17/01/2012 14:38

NooneLikesACuntWorm - Fabulous!

NooneLikesACuntWorm · 17/01/2012 14:46

why thank you Grin