MLM Bot Watch 61: enquire within upon everything pyramid-shaped

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So Yawn has gone to war with the furniture retail Harvey’s who are now in administration , you will have to join the queue behind the likes of HMRC. The irony’s lost on her, and her lost 3lbs.

Yawn wants someone to stitch a rip on her new sofa. She thinks she can send the receipt into the administrators and it will be paid.
Sorry love, you will be at the bottom of the list to reimburse.

Ha ha crossposted there kettle.
She really is short of a few braincells.

I wonder if her 'solicitor' teamie has actually advised her that she will be reimbursed. Bloody hilarious!

Oh dear. Is Yawn’s weight loss restricted to brain cells?

As soon as Harvey's came out and realised Yawn had 632 dogs they would refuse to repair that!

And now she's a "dairy free pescatarian"....

Dairy free pescatarian doesn’t have the same ring as scamming runt of the MLM litter.

Nurse's latest post about Yawn (I have taken out her real name).

Let me introduce you to Yawn who introduced me to Forever 2 years ago. From the start of my journey she has been there for me, has helped me through the good and bad times, supported me through every aspect of my business, helped me gain my confidence back and taught me everything I know. I could not ask for a better mentor/coach/business partner. It is so true what they say you are never ever alone in this business. We have laughed, cried and had lots of fun. We have become life long friends and my little boy loves Auntie Yawn, which is really important to me. Thank you for everything you do Yawn you are a star 🌟.
#herestothefuture 🥰😘

And yet if Nurse ever did see sense and quit, Yawn and the rest of the team would dump her in a heartbeat without a glance back.

That’s the realities of MLM.

I thought Nurse had been doing Forever for a lot longer than two years. Didn’t someone say it was more like ten?

She had a brief stint with FL in the past, yes. Then restarted with Yawn 2 years ago.

Yeah she’s been in for 10 years but lapsed and then Yawn got a hold of her and breathed new life into her

Watch out Nurse, she’s not your friend at all and if you invite her to a party or something she’ll let you down and make the excuse that her hairdryer broke or something 😉

The thought of Yawn getting hold of nurse and breathing new life into her has put me right off food for the next few hours. Who needs a C9 when you can visualise such atrocities instead?

“Dairy free pescatarian” = still eating fish finger sandwiches.

And who could blame her? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Dairy free pescatarian. What a load of shit. No surprise from yawn tho
I've been veggie 40 years. Don't need to put it on my Fb

I thought she was 'plant based'? 🤪

Maybe she has mastered osmosis 🌱🌿

I don't believe she didn't have butter on her potatoes and broccoli either

I can’t believe it’s not butter!

Do you think Yawn’s been collecting Nurse’s tears of gratitude to use as a dairy substitute? Poor nurse is Yawn’s cash cow after all.

I don't put butter/marg on anything as I cannot stand it so I could believe that. I am the opposite to my husband, his family and my own mother. It makes me heave when I see it heaped thickly on any food!

Actually, looking at those pics, she did slather them in butter!

@Norma27

I don't put butter/marg on anything as I cannot stand it so I could believe that. I am the opposite to my husband, his family and my own mother. It makes me heave when I see it heaped thickly on any food!

Yes but in the picture there was DEFINITELY butter or some other fat on them.

I thought that box thing nurse and the like flog is meant to reset your eating habits , McDonald's and a roll really?.

CodeName I do agree. I think because I hate it so much I can't even process that people slather it on. She is not going to be fit for 40.
I wasn't either but I didn't post fake stuff pretending pyramid schemes would be my saviour!