MLM Bot Watch 61: enquire within upon everything pyramid-shaped

[GoldenKelpie]

New Fred! Welcome all!

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Yawn did a video justifying why the prices are so expensive and how you only need a tiny amount of the hand soap, for example, so it actually saves you money in the long run.

I use a lot of soap when I wash my hands, same with hand sanitiser. I have a feeling I'm not alone.

No soap should last ages at the moment, now is not the time to be skimping on soap. I go for the 50p tesco ones. Hate the ones that smell strongly.

I'm loving how she is passing her new laptop off as a lovely gift from Mr Yawn. You paid for that ad much as he did, plus she was the one who bought it.

I take it they managed to remortgage the house then.

Just thought I'd let everyone know, Dora has been in touch and is fine. She said I could post that she had been in contact.

@Norma27

Just thought I'd let everyone know, Dora has been in touch and is fine. She said I could post that she had been in contact.

Good news. I send my best wishes.

Wig and Sleaze have a new job getting on planes or some bollocks apparently.

I’ll bet them a Bitcoin I’ll be on a flight before they are. 😂

I’m really pleased Dora is ok, thanks for passing the message on.

Obviously she says hi to everyone too! I forgot to put that earlier.

Glad to hear that Dora is ok

Yawn needs regular ‘treats’ in the form of consumer goods to make her feel successful and loved .. and of course to show off about.

(My employer buys me a lovely new laptop every three years and I also get holiday pay, sick pay and a pension.... just saying)

Glad all is well with Dora.

Glad Dora is ok. X

I was beginning to think Dora had been botnapped! I’m very glad she’s okay.

Imagine being botnapped

Surrounded by huns, force fed aloe gloop, given a makeover with cheap nasty makeup and sprayed with perfume that’s supposed to smell like a nice perfume but doesn’t

Glad Dora is okay and hasn't been botnapped.

The ransom would have been all of us signing up to the bots downline. I don't have enough emojis on my phone to be able to do that.

Yawn doesn't need a mac. Everything she does can be done from a phone. A cheap laptop would cover her needs. It's not going to help her in her business in the same way a new outfit isn't going to turn me into a top model.

Checking in so I don't lose you!

@Norma27
Thanks for the news about @DoraExplorer99, that's a great relief.

I wonder if Yawn managed to avoid showing the mortgage advisor her cellar.

Or bot potty!

Crikey! Do you think Yawn’s got someone tied up in there too?

Very glad to hear Dora is okay!

Funnily enough all the companies I have worked for provide anyone in a field based role with:

A phone - they even pay the bills

A car or car allowance - and they pay for fuel and travel time

A laptop

They upgrade and replace them regularly too!

Is Dora tied up in Yawn’s cellar?

Lol at yawn's cellar. Wonder if she did manage to remortgage.
So true she bought that laptop herself. She totally loves treating herself and bragging about it. How lovely my husband tells me how great I am business and buys this with the money I have scammed people out of since lockdown.

I'm waiting for the inevitable post from Mr Yawn congratulating Yawn on her marvelous achievements, all with the commas in all the wrong places just like Yawn writes...what are the chances eh?