MLM Bot Watch 61: enquire within upon everything pyramid-shaped

[GoldenKelpie]

New Fred! Welcome all!

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So castle bestie is doing a c9 because she is "so big after lockdown" whilst flaunting her completely enviable figure and sticking out her tiny belly.

Faux "I'm so fat" gives me the rage. She looks great and she knows it.

(In fact she's probably a bit thinner than ideal but that's not the point.)

@spanfan - She is one of the few bots who maintains a good exercise schedule. She does a fair amount of running, and pretty good times to!

So, here shape is down to exercise, nothing to do with her pending C9.

Castle on the other hand spends 2k on a very expensive clothes horse, then builds a gym, then buys a road bike, all the time jumping from one fitness fad to the next, without ever sticking to one thing!

Castle's BF also has a personal trainer and has done for years , she's posted about him during lockdown.

She strikes me as someone who is actually quite obsessive about exercise.

It doesn’t look like their usual haunts like cafes and summer fairs will be anytime soon, also as cash handling not recommended.
I don’t believe the exaggerated promotions or new blood, even though so many are losing jobs.
I expect many empty pages in the planners for some time.

Nurse seems to think that putting an animated WOW on all her insta stories is effective
It’s actually incredibly irritating

hahahaha Yawn posted a meme that suggests that applying for a new job in a pandemic is difficult as there's a disastrous situation all around you, thereby implying that now would be a good time to sign up to FL .....only the 3 people who have replied so far have either secured a job themselves or their partner has during the pandemic!

Is Yawn no longer convinced by the law of attraction? Surely all you have to do is ask the universe for a job and it will appear.

I’ve seen lots of real jobs on FB and have reported all the network marketing / direct sales jobs by clicking on “not a real job” and selecting “network marketing” as the reason. There are far more real jobs advertised there. Most of the scams who were advertising on FB are FM world, DoTerra, Inteletravel, Herbalife and Jizz Plus.

How does the so called ‘car plan’ with FL work?

Have you ever, seen more commas, than in that post, about the car incentive, ?!!!

Car plan... a handy information guide. And as he states... people choose a car so that they can show their comrades how well their business is doing. It’s all for show.

Don’t forget you have to keep up the cc’s each month (150cc within your team; is that about £20k retail value?) as well as having your personal 4ccs Each month or the payments stop...

All the posts at the moment imply that it’s guaranteed for the next 36 months.

When forever living fizzles out again post lockdown then the payments will stop...

That’s stunning

so many case credits to get a few hundred quid

AND you have to have 4CCs personally too! Which is A LOT

Yet someone said a few weeks ago that Castle was complaining about how much money she’d wasted on cars over the last few years. Fur coat, no knickers / leased car, rented castle.

Ummmm is Broke back with sexy bum that will solve all his issues 🙄....

The one he was plastering news articles about her stealing dogs all over his page?

I thought he was staying in with the kid’s mum?

Seems odd they both put in a relationship on social media today.

Yawn refers to her Bestie having reached the car incentive although surely she already had that, no? And by annual bonus, is she referring to the CMB that presumably Bestie didn't receive this year? And what's the £18k they're paying her, is that the car plan or something else?

QUOTE:

Forever, will pay her, on top of her monthly wage, on top of the 2 FREE 5* holidays, on top of the massive annual bonus she’ll qualify for, an extra £18,000 to spend on what she likes

Do all these spurious claims not fall under the 'not making false income claims' and are reportable.

How much is 4cc's

I assume that the payment is taxable, however, none of them bother with tax so why care!

I think 1CC is about £160?

‘Monthly wage’ ?? I thought they were independent business owners?

‘Massive annual bonus’ she’ll ‘qualify for’?? When was her last one then?

You can set up an alert you know!

So does that mean they need to spend £640 of their own money?
Or sell £640 of gloop each month, just to keep the payment coming in?

There might be delays because of the virus. I wonder if we’ll be able to figure out how big her non-existent cheque is from looking at her accounts?

@fromdownwest

Good question

I suppose if they can’t shift that amount in personal sales they end up buying it anyway