MLM Bot Watch 61: enquire within upon everything pyramid-shaped

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New Fred! Welcome all!

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Thank you @ToBotOrNotToBot. I wonder why he’s not listed as a director for the company listed at CH giving that responsibility to Mrs Messiah instead?

Yawn is doing what for her 40th?

Fuck that shit. I flew myself out business class to New Orleans and spent 5 days drinking and eating and gambling. It was bloody great.

Why isn’t she treating herself with all her endless wealth? I saved up for mind for months. That sort of money would be a drop in the bucket for her.

Yawn wouldn’t have a bucket in the Thatch: she’d have a bouquet. You’d think she’d spend the Yawn Millions on something a bit more exciting than crappy MLM products. Aloe gloop isn’t much of a treat is it?

What is she treating herself to? Am blocked

That. Is. Not. A. Treat,

Yawn please stop with the crash yo-yo diets they are so bad for you!

There is nothing they will not coat in their paint.

Do you think they’d draw the line at painting Yawn from head to toe in gold paint in her 40th birthday suit? It’d be like a scene from Goldfinger gone wrong.

Yawn thinks she looks amazing for a 39 year old. She doesn't!
I have a few years on her and believe people would think she looks older than me. Yawn- you are very deluded.

She does look older but only because she wears so much slap and her general look is very fussy and overdone which is ageing

Broke seems to be really struggling mentally. Whilst I particularly dislike him for lots of reasons, I do hope he can access some help he clearly desperately needs

Not good at all.

No, it’s not good - especially when brain dead goons like Nurse are promoting a Forever Living supplement which melts anxiety away. You’d think a psychiatric nurse would know better.

Driving lessons to restart on the 4th. Will Yawns son be partaking?

There seems to be an alarming number of NHS healthcare professionals who get sucked into these companies.

Re: Broke - man who has serious mental health issues takes loads of pills full of suspicious ingredients and starts acting even more ill.
I’m not surprised. Nor can I bring myself to pity him. If he wasn’t so busy constantly shoving drugs and booze in his face every day he might sort himself out. He’s had endless chances.

Tuesday is usually the prime day for a crashing come-down if you've been on the recreationals on a Saturday night.

Don't repeated crash diets screw up your metabolism?

Quite likely. The only people who really benefit from C9s and 24-day shreds are the CEOs of these awful MLM / Direct Sales companies and the bots who sell them. They’re all gaining pounds financially (or dollars in the case of the American CEOs) but certain bots appear to be gaining pounds in weight every time they do a C9.

I can think of a quite a few Forever Living bots who are really bad adverts for C9s. Who in their right mind is going to take health and wellness advice from people who are overweight, if not obese? They’re not very good ambassadors for the health and wellness industry are they?

Why can’t these bots dip into their six figure salaries and their nooks and crannies of time to hire a personal trainer, join a gym and get some nutrition advice from experts who are fully qualified and know what they’re doing?

I've recently joined the Frenchic Forum and have even bought some paint! It can be a little over the top on there but on the whole I'm really impressed with what people have done.

I sadly can't see any of Yawn's posts though, as she blocked me yonks ago when I liked something on the anti-mlm group on FB. Shame!

I fear a sustained MLM resurgence. Job losses are only just starting and I doubt new businesses/industries that emerge will provide as much demand for labour. While awareness of MLMs is increasing, it's easily drowned out in this era of misinformation. 'Be Kind' for example has made it difficult to criticise/scrutinise anyone.

@ajgee - Sadly I think you may be right.

I'm not so sure, FM World and Younique huns are already complaining in droves about lack of stock availability. Won't be at all surprised if people start quitting which given the alleged plight of Younique could be catastrophic for them.

Whether it's related to Chinese suppliers or not the fact remains that is there is a serious supply flow issue happening right now.

I would not be shocked if most of the main players in the industry are badly under stocked at the moment.