WEST LONDON MEET-UP THREAD - SEPTEMBER 2006 - EALING, ACTON, CHISWICK, KEW, RICHMOND, ISLEWORTH, KINGSTON ETC

[MrsBigD]

Let's start a new thread the old one is getting too long

I'm off travelling 22-29th but before then I hope I'd be able to 'find' some time but probably not in the week leading up to 22nd as dh would probably divorce me

I'm hoping my social worker will win

better add condoms to the packing pile...

I read yesterday that 1 in 7 Russians have had sex behind the steering wheel while driving !!!

Assuming its similar in Kazachstan, I'd keep an eye out for the taxi drivers there if I were you...

as per fatfox MrsBigD obliges so josefinm can join us on Friday.

so please keep putting your aye's and ney's on the other thread

I think MrsBigD needs to give the rest of us a master class in MN technology!

most impressive.

SJ, am going on hunt for the Coffee Pot as soon as DH gives me MY car keys back and starts getting his lazy ass on that bus!

FF, great to hear FoxCub is doing the FoxTrot, s/he's keeping you on your toes to stop you giving him/her the Brush off............

pmsl @ myself.........

abject apologies for my dire puns above - it's been a long hard day

PC666 - bring some jokes on the 15th

I can only remember one joke at any one time and its usually the last good one I heard. The current one starts with:

"there were four men standing on a corner; an American, a Russian, A Chinaman and an Isreali...."

Will have to try and remember the rest for the 15th

suejoneziswhateveryouarenow - have feeling that I'm missing a link about yr social worker thinking yr having copious sex. What am I missing here? If it is a story about debauchery, schennigans or something then you MUST tell us.

I have 2 young kids. My sex life is vicarious. Am too damned knackered.

FF: yipee - lift = drinks= yipee. thanks!!!

bugger - have put note about lift on friday in wrong thread, wll get told off by bossy people. bugger, bugger, bugger.

oh bugger, did it again

ooopps.....

alrighty then... guess maybe you SHOULD get that hep b jab. What a tart!

note to self to remember to bring ss2's 100 jokes book with me to meet on Friday.

unfortunately i think this evenings' wittisisms (sp?) may have been a flash in the pan!

ta for lift too FF, dunno where 65 bus stop is but will find it LOL.

Oxo, will we wait in the same place? do I need to buy a copy of the Times?

lol

PC666

feck! have done same Oxo and cross-threaded!

cookin with gas tonight ladies!

guess I'll come and stand in the corner with you Oxo and await my punishment .

pc666

Cross threaders! What has become of the neighborhood?

Hey, PC, you are in Isleworth aren't you? If you are anywhere near the 310/316 I could pick you up on the way home from work and we could both hop on the train to Kingston (just on case the Fat Fox taxi service is all full).

And speaking of Fatfox, I am st ever so delighted that everything is well now. God bless the flippin' foxtrotter!!

Need help girls... anyone got or know of a good cleaner in the area? the weather's been too good to waste cleaning (or am I just making excuses?!)

We use this agency , although they are quite expensive (but not entirely out of line with other agencies, according to a recent thread on the subject that made me feel a lot better [she says defensively])

ahhh long day at work, picked dd up and then battled to get her to sleep as removing the finger as a comforter at bedtime. Felt so mean, she just bawled. Must drop note into neighbours tom before they call socail services!! Anyway...read your postings and couldn't help but lol. U guys crack me up with your one liners, talk of sex in taxis, cleaner battles and thread etiquette! Ta for making me smile....now where's the wine!!

Oxo, did fine the sex about my "is she or isn't she" sex life. (Fatfox - far too young to remember Z cars but not too young to remember the hairspray ad what was it called, Harmony?)

Oxo gave me her cleaner's number and she's coming over tomorrow to have a chat and organise etc. I understand they charge £8 per hour but that's all I know at the mo.

I also googled and found Amy Cleaners who're £8.99 per hour. Can't do URL links I'm afraid!

Hi BMT, what's up with dd's finger situation? I have to keep neighbours informed that my dd just likes to screech randomly. btw, i still suck thumb and am 40 but i don't think i'm too depraved lol. Glad you're getting a smile from MN tho, I know I needed one today!

Uwila, I am about 5 mins walk from the 310 and about 10 mins walk from the 316 so if Foxy Cars is fully booked I'd be happy to hook up.

must be time for bed soon..........

Lol Paddlechick. You must have visions of me yanking out my dd thumb from her mouth and shouting 'No daughter of mine will be seen sucking her thumb!' No, it's my finger she sucks and now after gaining two sharp teeth, chews!!! Poor little thing doesn't understand why she can't have it, and it's breaking my heart (but stopping my finger from being amputated!).

pmsl @ @ BMT - all becomes clear now!

my dd likes to do this to my nipples altho it's relatively gentle, she also likes to pinch and knead whilst feeding. no amount of hand holding or distraction stops her.

I sympathise!

PC666

xoxoxoxo SJ had a thread about it because the social worker kept 'suspecting' that she might get pg shortly before the adoption and SJ trying to put 'fat chance' diplomatically. Meant to put a link on here last night instead put it on SJ's original thread. Talk about backlooping and loosing the plot

BM2 - oh yes the first little teeth are sharp aren't they ds used to do the same, why chew on his own hand if mama's finger taste so much better and it also doesn't hurt (him) when chomping down and drawing blood

Morning all.

pc: forgot to say that I choose my cleaners because they also do ironing - most don't. It's an insurance thing apparently.
My woman is Anya and she is fab.

suggest we meet in All Bar One for swift half before meeting with Fatfox? we have each other mobile numbers I think. Otherwise pink carnation/ copy of the times under the clock.

Fatfox: I suggest the best place to pull in is Whittaker Avenue (is that ok ? unless you can think of anywhere else?)

what time ?

Hi Oxo

Not sure what time yet - kind of depends if I'm picking anyone else up on the way, or after you. At the moment its only you two, so I'd say about 7ish, or just after

Any other takers - how about you Yanks as you live near me?

Should Fatfox be trying to pull, in her condition