Honest - there's not a hairy trucker amongst us - although I can't vouch for the first timers! How do we know you are not one?!
For those coming into Queen Street station, to get to Princes Square, come out of Queen Street towards the Underground. Walk past the Underground along a (wide) alley, towards Buchanan Street (alteranitively, turn right on to West Regent Strret and then first left into Buchanan Street). Turn left dwon Buchnanan Street (pedestrianised). Go past a church (on your right), crossing the pdestrian corssing (still on Buchanan Street). Cross St Vincent Street and keep walking down Buchanan Street. Go past Borders on your left. Look up and you will see a large metal peacock on top of a building on your left. That's Princes Square. Turn left into the first entrance (smaller peacocks mark out the entrances).
Buzzy Wares is downstairs. If you go dwon the escalator, it is on the opposite side, across the mosaic. If yuo go dwon one of the wooden staircases, it is between and behind the staircases. We'll try to nab tables close to the mosaics, so we can watch the mobile kids running around.
Coming from Central station (if you don't want to take up Aimsmum's offer of showing you there - she is very nice, honest! - and will be accompanies by a very pretty 5 year old ), turn right onto Gordon Street. Walk along Gordon Street until you come to Borders Bookshop. Turn right - and then follow the instrucitons above about looking for the metal peacock.
It is straight forward, honest!
Now I really do need to get back to some work!