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Ex has just sent me a parenting plan.

168 replies

HowamIgoingtocope · 04/04/2017 18:51

We have been separated 6 years.
He must have spent hours on thw bloody thing. I hardly have time to eat and sleep never mind read his narcisstic twaddle.

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Hissy · 04/04/2017 18:52

Oh please share.. we could all do with a bit of a laugh.

Try not to let this shit get to you Flowers

Wishiwasmoiradingle2017 · 04/04/2017 18:53

Have a nice bath and use the paper as a lighter to light some candles around your bath!! Grin

TisMeTheLadFromTheBar · 04/04/2017 18:54

Is it for him or you? Grin

MrTCakes · 04/04/2017 18:55

Yes please share his pearls of wisdom.

DustyBustle · 04/04/2017 18:57

Separated 6 years and now he has a plan?

Interesting..

PickAChew · 04/04/2017 18:58

Does he expect it to be returned signed and witnessed?

Muppet

JustSpeakSense · 04/04/2017 18:59

Lmao

Perhaps it has taken him six years to put it together...Grin

Avioleta · 04/04/2017 19:03

Bless.

Please share his words of wisdom!

ZilphasHatpin · 04/04/2017 19:04

Place marking to hear this parenting genius.

carabos · 04/04/2017 19:04

Is the plan for you to do the donkey work for scant reward and for him to do the fun stuff by any chance?

wowbutter · 04/04/2017 19:05

Is it from a particular site? Cos one particular type is being recommended by courts now.

childmaintenanceserviceinquiry · 04/04/2017 19:25

Wow, do share! My ex loves to send twatty parenting letters. If I need to reply to anything in them I start a new letter and don't reply to his. Drives him potty that I ignore them!!

ZilphasHatpin · 04/04/2017 19:26

Really wowbutter which site/plan is it?

FannyFifer · 04/04/2017 19:29

What a cheeky fecker, give us the highlights from it.

refusetobeasheep · 04/04/2017 19:34

Bless him for planning to become a parent at some point .....

QuackDuckQuack · 04/04/2017 19:39

What is a parenting plan?

EyeStye · 04/04/2017 19:40

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ferriswheel · 04/04/2017 19:41

Come on, we are all waiting!

Butterymuffin · 04/04/2017 19:41

I could also do with some entertainment after a day of irritations..

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HowamIgoingtocope · 04/04/2017 19:42

Haha he said it took him three hours to write. Jez I hardly have time to crap alone never mind read it.
He does this once every few years. He will just dictate what he doesn't like about my parenting. And waffle on and on.
Things like if I'm off work I should collect the children from contact.
What else was there. Oh yes. I should accommodate all costs of school uniform ( which I do as the first year he said it was covered in his maintainance)
Maybe I should replyou. We won't agree . He changed the mediation agreement a week after we received the nici .
Oh it's from seperatedparents.

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Platimum · 04/04/2017 19:43

Lol how have you managed these last 6 years?

donajimena · 04/04/2017 19:43

Ooh place marking x

Butteredparsnip1ps · 04/04/2017 19:44

Has he put it on a spreadsheet? Grin

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HowamIgoingtocope · 04/04/2017 19:44

I keep dozing off reading it. It's that exciting. Oh and I have to introduce new partners after six months. No mention of the mistress who moved in with him almost immediately as soon as the kids started visiting.
He wants new partners police vetted.
He's a comedian.

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HowamIgoingtocope · 04/04/2017 19:45

Oh no its in an online application. It's so much fun. I've replied to 3hours work with 19 points. He will be furious.

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