The sofa Vs The bookshelf

[NOmeansNO]

the thread for those in a relation. or not really wanting one as they enjoy the single life too much.

oh well maybe fb arguing is quite common. lol.

i wish i could give your ex a toe up the arse.

mrst - when do you finish up?

ninah - i'm not that big on fb either. i only have people who i actually like on it. i dont understand this thing of adding people you dont know on to it

nmn - that's all to do with popularity I think, aside from you girls who I don't know in RL as it were I know everyone n there in RL.

finish the 5th aug. bit scared as it's not long, have a week off with DS before which will be nice.

oh that will be lovely a week with ds. I dunno if i am getting any of the same time as dc off this summer as all the summer time is book already in work before i joined the company.

i need to do a major clean of the house as done nothing since moved in due to those papers. gonna start tonight. my ironing pile is ridiculous!

hows everyone?

monty - hows things with celtic is all forgotten now?

oh i was talking to a guy off pof and he told me how he caught his ex in bed with another guy. he took guy downstair. smashed his head throughg his car windown. then took his mrs car and smashed it up.... and he wondered why i didn't want to speak/meet him anymore

i absolutely need to share this email i received. i was laughing out loud at this.

Hiya.
I'm from ***.
I know what your going to say after reading this (that I am totally crazy....?!?) but I am 100% genuine.
I am offering my services to you, they are that I am willing to fullfill all of your DIY needs..... totally naked...?!?
I have done it before, infact you would be surprisd how many women actually take me up on the offer, off late its been about 1 sometimes 1 per month.
So think of it, all your pesky DIY needs done for you by a naked dude...... oh, and forgot the best part, to you its free gratis, all I ask for is a cuppa and maybe a Rich Tea for dunking... lol

Painting, Plumbing, Laminate Flooring, Tiles, Carpentry, Wallpapering....... anything but Gas or Electrical work (need to be certified for that malarky).

Always have a laugh, I'm that kind of guy.
Life is too short to get hung up on stupid hang ups....
If you want it, go for it!

So what you think, sound interesting?
xx

send him over I need my new windows. He certainly should be certified lol

:o worth a reply if nothing else nmn!

he's crackers isn't he?

lololol

totally, but give then man credit for trying. (ref the other one you do right to ignore him I think)

haha well it would be nice to get some diy for free but can u imagine if he's old and wrinkly

Send him over to me NmN, I need various bits and pieces done around the house.

Actually, only if he keeps his clothes on. My libido is zilch these days.

Anyhow, I came on the thread to share this winner with you lot (from OkC).

He describes himself as "unsingle" but "hopes I will overlook such a minor point" and invites me to "explore my dark side".

Ummm, that would be a NO.

flip-well that's an interesting way to put that he's married lol....really wonder if these men are so deluded or they really do get women who take them up on their offers?!!

Yeah Betty I often wonder if they spam women with these ludicrous messages.

You know, send it out to loads and see who responds?

I guess some must respond or they wouldn't do it.

flp - he's nearby us . lol. and He sent me a pic. he's actually not bad looking. i obviously sent a few cheeky msgs. he's quite cool actually. he is trying to negotiation me letting him do my ironing. I think he's into submissive dom. this is his kick. bless him he's like a wee pet rabbit that wants to get naked and put on a spin cycle.

"unsingle" ROFL. thats one way of putting it.

i think there is alot of cut and paste jobs

whats everyone up to this wkd? I'm off on a jumper ooter tour tonight. yippee! then driving up notrth to see a friend compete in a dog thing opn sunday.

I'm in a bit of a spin. I am a wannabe writer and an agent has just asked to see my book so I'm panicking like hell. Apart from that I'm having a quiet day as dd was off school with a bug yesterday. Tomorrow going to visit family.
I hope it's your friend's dog that's competing nmn?

unsingle LMAO! that's a new one isn't it? and I thought we'd heard them all on this thread.

ninah -is that not a good thing?

i'm not doing too much need to sort my garden out. won some cash y'day on a scratch card, my nan bless her think it scared her as was jumping about like a loon (was £100) however the boy needed new shoes and is apparently a 'h' so had to get the expensive ones not the outlet. :( still good news we're looking about 85% now that DP will be home early - good times. fingers crossed will still get to see bon jovi - then a week later take that, then a week after that hopefully a mini holiday (fingers crossed) althou knowing the army they'll bugger it all up again.

Evening ladies,

NMN - crackers? Ermm yes. How's the ironing going? . What's a jumper ooter tour?? Celtic keeps taking the piss out of me about my hissy fit, so I take it back 'cos he has told me he hid his phone in his golf bag lolol, and he didn't sleep that night either.

DTM - that's great news, hope he gets home early.

Ninah - any more news on the book?

Flip - unsingle? Now there's a euphism if ever I heard one lol

Betty - how's things? Bearing up?

Hi everyone else

Celticcccc coming over tomorrow .....

dtm - fantastic news about dp. 85% is great percentage.

monty - jumper ooter tour is one of those tours they do in edinburgh where you go in the voults and round historic places and they tell you scarey stories and then at some point someone dressed up in costume jumps out and scares the beejeesus out of you!

it was great fun. still from it.

met some locals on train home. but i've avoided pub here locally. need to drive up north tomorrow. so going to bed.

ninah - i agree should that not be good news and you are excited. ! good luck and fingers crossed.

oh and i haven't ironed a thing yet

monty hope you had fun with celtic.

nmn - how was things with the walk thingy? is there any reason to be avoiding the pubs?

spoke with DP today, apparently there's some funny stuff going about on the boats atm lol. we're still none the wiser but likewise none the worst - I think until I hear his boat is headed back to the UK/ in the UK waters I shan't get too excited. (besides which it means the longer he's there the more chance of a new telly & sofa instead of just the sofa!) :o

mrsDT - tour was fab fun. i've decided just to avoid ex. friday night, he completely blanked me yet again.. but sending me messages while he was 2 feet away with just "x" and "enjoy your night"... but he couldn't say it to my face . on friday i went to a pub which was not his regular. thinking i would be safe. but he ended up strolling in there . so i just left. its too awkward for friends. and i dont want to put them in that position. and its just too weird that he wont utter a word to me. and turns away if i try to talk to him. but then he will stand behind me and stare at me(which freaks out everyone else too) and then send me weird messages while staring at me.

its shame. i like the pubs here.

i had to tell him today to delete my number as friday and saturday night he sending me messages all through the night waking me up. i'm not replying to the drunk ones. but i did ask him sat morning via text not to do it again. yet it did,.. that very night.

i need to go do a huuuuge pile of ironing that i have been avoiding. ironing is my least favourite household chore.

lucky escape I think but then again maybe he doesn't see anything wrong with his behavior - no point goin over old ground thou as they say, fingers crossed he won't text again.

Ironing - i've found isn't so bad if you do it after every other load (ish) she says with 3 loads ready to do.

yeah book request is a good thing but after 5 years of writing and rejections it's also very daunting .. most get turned down even at this stage, and I really don't want to blow it now! it's all packed up and ready to go wish me luuck!
I wanted to ask what a jumper ooter tour was too!
v odd behaviour from your ex nmn
bet if you replied with a question mark and forwarded to all his mates you have the numbers of he'd soon stop

I only iron the school unis,everyting else I try to hang so it doesn't crease
then I try to tell myself I am bohemian rather than sluttish

Ninah loving the bohemian image lol

DTM any news on dp?? Fingers crossed. :)

NMN - you done your ironing yet

Waves at Betty, Flip and FLF.

Had a lovely day yesterday, that was 3rd time he was over last week, and not counting the quick drinkies after work a couple of times too......
smitten...